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Ek hi color ka dress pehen kar hum lagte they kitne achay

School lagta tha poultry farm aur hum sab murghi k bachay

Mujhko samaj na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda

Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..!!

Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi…!

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SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit, that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.

6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers written

Ideal to write on answer sheet:

Answers given below are imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental.

Teacher: Tumhare father kia karte hain?

Student: HBFC k malik hain.

Teacher: O Nice, acha ye HBFC ka matlab kia hai?

Student: Hafiz Burger & Fruit Chaat

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
Maa: Aisa kyon?
Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.

Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .:-)