Teacher: “Me tumhari jaan nikal dungi”
Iski English batao kia hogi?
Student: English ki aisi ki taisi, tu hath to laga k dikha…!!!
Sweet Mobile Sms Collection
Greet your loved one with a sweet sms!
A student called up his physics professor
A student called up his physics professor.
His wife picked up the phone and said, “he died last week”.
Next day student called again.
She again picked up the fone and said, “I told you he died last week”.
He called the third day again and wife shouted “I told you he died so why do you keep on calling again and again?”
Student replied: Sun k acha lagta hai 
Ek student apna result dekh k
Ek student apna result dekh k:
Me fail? Wo bhi English main?
That’s unpossible 
Kabhi sochta hon aj perhunga, kabhi kal
Kabhi sochta hon aaj perhunga,
Kabhi sochta hon kal perhunga,
Phir sochta hon jab exams ayengay tab perhunga,
Aur phir jab exams atay hain to kehta hon…
AB KIA GHANTA PERHUNGA
Panga is not changa with students
Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation??? 
Behind every successful man
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman.
What do we learn from this?
Student: We should stop wasting time here in studies and find that WOMAN