Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

A Sardarji enters a shop and shouts: Where is my free gift?
Shopkeeper: there is no gift with this oil.
Sardarji: oye! here it says, CHOLESTROL FREE

Santa,banta dono bhai same class me they
Teacher: Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?
Brothers:  Madam tusi Fir kahoge nakal maar li

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Santa: Main dair se aaonga, tum khana kha kar so jana.

Sardar petrol pump gaya, wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha “Don’t Use Mobile Here”
Sardarji ne mobile nikala aur apne saray doston ko phone kar k kaha “Don’t Call Me Now”

Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli

“kuch samjhe”?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni.

Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti hai

Petrol ke Rate badhane pas Santa bola: “Menu koi Farak nahi penda.
Phele bhi 100 ka Bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka Bharwata hun.

Santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta(khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”
Santa(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”

1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe
Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha
Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?
Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon
1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai

Sardar nay shoq shoq main Roza rakh lia,
he asked 2 his son,
vekh sooraj dooba?

Son: Nai jee,

after sometime again asked ,

vekh dooba ki?
o nai jee,
Sardar,lagta hai menu lay kay he doobay ga

Sardar ki GF nay kisi aur say shaadi karli ,
Sardar roz us larki k ghar k saamnay potty kar k aa jatay,
Un k dost nay ik din poocha ye tum kia harkat kartay ho???
Sardar nay kaha main usay batana chahta hoon k us k piyar k bina main bhooka nahi mar raha