Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Jasmeet : My husband always comes home late, no matter how I try.
Preeto : “Take my advice, and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jaspal?” And that cured him.

Jasmeet : “Cured him !… But how?”

Preeto : “You know, his name is Banta.”

Jasmeet drew Santa’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?”

Santa : “I would love to, “But I don’t know her well enough…may be you could introduce us..!

Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music.

Ek Sardar doosre se: Kal main bathroom gaya to ander jin tha.
Doosra: Phir kia hoa?
Sardar: Hona kia tha, mene jin se kaha: Aap kar lein, meri to waise hi nikal gayi hai.

Ek sardar sheeshe k samne beth kar study kar raha tha, why?

1. dobara revision na karna pare…

2. apne uper nazar rahe…

3. He likes combine study….

3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi
1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd sardar bola…
… Oye! ab jagah hogayi hai ooper aa ja.

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion,
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Santa: ye joday kahan bantay hain?
Banta: Aasman per
Santa: abay shit yar
Banta: kia hoa?
Santa: mein to darzi ko de aya hon!!!

Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!

A sardarji in library bangs a book and says: Too boring, too many characters and no story.
Librarian: so you are the one who took the phone directory away?