Pathan mobile company mein job lene gaya.
Pehle hi sawal ka jawab dene per usay dhakkay maar kar nikal diya.
Sawal tha, “Sabse mashoor network konsa hai?”
Sardar: Cartoon Network
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14 Jun, 2010 No Comments
Pathan mobile company mein job lene gaya.
Pehle hi sawal ka jawab dene per usay dhakkay maar kar nikal diya.
Sawal tha, “Sabse mashoor network konsa hai?”
Sardar: Cartoon Network
14 Jun, 2010 No Comments
Sardar: Mujhe motions hogaye hain.
Dr. Lemo istimaat karo.
— Next Day —
Dr. Ab motions kaise hain?
Sardar: Theek hain per lemo nikalta hon to phir shuru ho jate hain.
8 Jun, 2010 No Comments
1 Dariya k kinaray 2 sardar chammach se dariya main dahee daal rahay thay.
Pathan ne dekha to pucha: Khoocha ye kar rahay ho?
Sardar: Hum lassi bana rahay hain.
Pathan: Ha ha ha O pagal ka bacha log isiliye tum per lateefay banatay hain…
Itna lassi tumhara baap piye ga?
16 May, 2010 No Comments
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honor, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
24 Apr, 2010 No Comments
Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
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“I made a mistake”
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Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
“I was made by a mistake”
14 Apr, 2010 No Comments
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
12 Apr, 2010 No Comments
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him cannot understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.
12 Apr, 2010 No Comments
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
11 Apr, 2010 No Comments
1 Sardar beach per leta hua tha.
1 Angraiz wahan se guzra aur sardar se pucha: Are you relaxing?
Sardar: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Phir dobara 1 angraiz wahan se guzra aur yehi pucha.
Sardar: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Aur ye keh kar uth gaya aur apne se thodi door lete hoye angraiz se pucha: Are you relaxing?
Angraiz: Yes I am relaxing
Sardar: Thapar mar k bola, Kamine tu idher laita hua hai wahan itne log tujhe dhoond rahe hain.
14 Mar, 2010 No Comments
It was mealtime on Punjab Airline .
Air Hostess : “Would you like dinner?”
Banta : “What are my choices?”
Air Hostess : “Yes or no,”
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