Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar:Your honor, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
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“I made a mistake”
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Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
“I was made by a mistake”

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?

Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him cannot understand him. Do you understand me?

Pappu: No.

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?

Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

1 Sardar beach per leta hua tha.

1 Angraiz wahan se guzra aur sardar se pucha: Are you relaxing?
Sardar: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.

Phir dobara 1 angraiz wahan se guzra aur yehi pucha.
Sardar: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.

Aur ye keh kar uth gaya aur apne se thodi door lete hoye angraiz se pucha: Are you relaxing?

Angraiz: Yes I am relaxing
Sardar: Thapar mar k bola, Kamine tu idher laita hua hai wahan itne log tujhe dhoond rahe hain.

It was mealtime on Punjab Airline .
Air Hostess : “Would you like dinner?”
Banta : “What are my choices?”
Air Hostess : “Yes or no,”

Jasmeet : My husband always comes home late, no matter how I try.
Preeto : “Take my advice, and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jaspal?” And that cured him.

Jasmeet : “Cured him !… But how?”

Preeto : “You know, his name is Banta.”