Santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta(khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”
Santa(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”
Sardarji SMS
1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe
Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha
Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?
Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon
1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai
Sardar nay shoq shoq main Roza rakh lia,
he asked 2 his son,
vekh sooraj dooba?
Son: Nai jee,
after sometime again asked ,
vekh dooba ki?
o nai jee,
Sardar,lagta hai menu lay kay he doobay ga
Sardar ki GF nay kisi aur say shaadi karli ,
Sardar roz us larki k ghar k saamnay potty kar k aa jatay,
Un k dost nay ik din poocha ye tum kia harkat kartay ho???
Sardar nay kaha main usay batana chahta hoon k us k piyar k bina main bhooka nahi mar raha
Husband:Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???
Wife:kisi ko apnay control main kar k us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:Chal jhooti usay tou Shaadi kehtay hain 
Driver: Sir ji, Petrol khatam hogaya hai gadi agay nahi ja sakti.
Sardar: Chalo phir wapas le chalo.
