Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New “Theory Of Motion”

Which States: “Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.”

Santa: Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya Hai?

Banta: Meri Patni

Santa: Sabse Badi Kamzori ??

Banta: DUSRON Ki Patni

Interviewer: What is SKELETON?
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Sardar: Sir, Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Santa: Yar meri miss kehti hain k bhens ka doodh peenay se dimagh taiz hota hai.

Banta: Mazaq karti hain, agar aisa hota to bhens ka apna bacha Engineer na hota?

Banta: Teri dukan pe mitthai hai tera dil mithayi khane ko nahi karta?

Santa: Karta to buhut hai per papa marenge isliye chat kar rakh deta hun

Santa ne ghar k ooper wale hissey me paint kiya aur neeche wale
hissey me likh diya…

“Same as above”

Pathan aur Sardar pani pene gaye to glass ulta para hoa tha.

Sardar: Iska to mun hi band hai?

Pathan: Han dekho! Neechay se bhi toota hoa hai.

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.

Santa: That is great, I will take two of them.