Sardarji SMS
Ek Sardar doosre se: Kal main bathroom gaya to ander jin tha.
Doosra: Phir kia hoa?
Sardar: Hona kia tha, mene jin se kaha: Aap kar lein, meri to waise hi nikal gayi hai.
Ek sardar sheeshe k samne beth kar study kar raha tha, why?
1. dobara revision na karna pare…
2. apne uper nazar rahe…
3. He likes combine study….
3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi
1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd sardar bola…
… Oye! ab jagah hogayi hai ooper aa ja.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion,
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Santa: ye joday kahan bantay hain?
Banta: Aasman per
Santa: abay shit yar
Banta: kia hoa?
Santa: mein to darzi ko de aya hon!!!
Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!
A sardarji in library bangs a book and says: Too boring, too many characters and no story.
Librarian: so you are the one who took the phone directory away?
A Sardarji enters a shop and shouts: Where is my free gift?
Shopkeeper: there is no gift with this oil.
Sardarji: oye! here it says, CHOLESTROL FREE
Santa,banta dono bhai same class me they
Teacher: Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?
Brothers: Madam tusi Fir kahoge nakal maar li
Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Santa: Main dair se aaonga, tum khana kha kar so jana.




