Santa ne ghar k ooper wale hissey me paint kiya aur neeche wale
hissey me likh diya…

“Same as above”

Pathan aur Sardar pani pene gaye to glass ulta para hoa tha.

Sardar: Iska to mun hi band hai?

Pathan: Han dekho! Neechay se bhi toota hoa hai.

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.

Santa: That is great, I will take two of them.

Pathan mobile company mein job lene gaya.

Pehle hi sawal ka jawab dene per usay dhakkay maar kar nikal diya.

Sawal tha, “Sabse mashoor network konsa hai?”

Sardar: Cartoon Network

Sardar: Mujhe motions hogaye hain.

Dr. Lemo istimaat karo.

— Next Day —

Dr. Ab motions kaise hain?

Sardar: Theek hain per lemo nikalta hon to phir shuru ho jate hain.

1 Dariya k kinaray 2 sardar chammach se dariya main dahee daal rahay thay.

Pathan ne dekha to pucha: Khoocha ye kar rahay ho?

Sardar: Hum lassi bana rahay hain.

Pathan: Ha ha ha O pagal ka bacha log isiliye tum per lateefay banatay hain…

Itna lassi tumhara baap piye ga?