Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

In 1990:

Dhol wala: bhaio sehri ka waqt hogaya uth jao

In 2010:

Bhaio jag to rahe ho sehri kar k hi so jana.

Meaning of Ramzan

R- Roza Rakhna,
A- Allah Se Darna,
M- Masjid ko jana,
Z- Zakat Dena,
A- Ache kaam karna,
N- Namaz Parhna

Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,
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Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.
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To Aisa Karen.
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Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.
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Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian
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1.Hath me Mobile hoga
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2.Angutha button per hoga
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3.Msg parh kar Hansy ga
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4.Phir sochega k kisko Forward karun!!!

1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat prhne gaya sub logo ne usay buhut mara!
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Kyun?
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Q k pehle hi roze ko ye naat parh raha tha
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“Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan Alvida”

Kitni Jaldi ye Arman Guzar jata hay
Pyas lagti nahi Iftar Guzar jata hay
Hum Gunah garon ki Maghfirat kar mere ALLAH
Ibadat hoti nahi or Ramzan guzar jata hay.

In Ramzan:
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UAE 60% discount on all food items!
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Qatar every food item will sell on its cost price.
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Kuwait 50% discount and buy 1 get 1 free on all food items
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Saudia 30% discount on all food items
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Bangladesh 5% discount
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Pakistan 150% increase in the price of food items!
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Sar Jhuka Kay Geo…

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired.

Please fast next 30 days to resume your day time food.

Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramzan

Rehmat aur barkat ka aaya “MEHMAN”

Nemat aur Maghfirat ka mile ga “INAAM”

Kar lo tayyari ISTAQBAL ki

Aa raha hy pyara “MAAH-E-RAMAZAN”

Hath Rakh kar Pait per Karwatain Badal raha Hon Main Faraz…
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Ary Koi Ye To Bataye….
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Maghrib ki Aazan Hony Main Kitna Waqt Hai.