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Altaf Hussain HAJJ karne gaya,

Jap shaitan ko pathar marnay laga to awaz aai,

BHAI, AP Yahan?

Mujhe London bula liya hota??

Awam sabar se kaam le…
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Pakistan ko cup ki nahi, Roti, Kapra aur Makan ki zaroorat thi…

Mene paisay le liye hain, Yousuf Raza Gilani

Mirza Ghalib in 2011

Koi umeed barr nahi aati, Hukumat kahan hai nazar nahi ati?

Chup reh kar bhi dekh liya humne, Sharam unko magar nahi ati,

Pehle hoti thi loadshedding 1 ghanta, Ab sara din light ghar nahi ati,

Cheeni thi 20 rupay kilo jo kabhi, Ab to 20 ki pao bhi nahi ati,

Bibi ko guzray hogaye puray 3 saal, Magar Zardari ko “MOUT” kyon nahi ati?

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog

2011 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey

BREAKING NEWS:

Dair se anay aur Zardari ko sath na lanay per Benazir Bhutto Salman Taseer per baras parin.

Her qabar per nazar … Express News!!!

Munni ki Badnaami Pe Pakistani Politicians k Tasurat

Munni Ki Badnaami Jageerdaro’n Ne Ki – Altaf Bhai

Sindh Ka Selaab 1 Taraf Munni Ki Badnaami Pe Tou Aansu Hi Nikal Aaye – Qaim Ali Shah

Munni? Lahol Wala …Number Batana Us Ka – Maulan Fazl-ur-Rehman

Munni Ki Badnaami Hukumat Ki Nakami Hy – Nawaz Shareef

Jis Mulk Mein Insaaf Na Ho, Wahan Munni Badnaam Hi Hogi – Imran Khan

Munni Ki Badnaami Ki Zimadari Taliban Ne Qubool Ker Li – Rehman Malik

Main Kisi Munni Wunni Se Darne Wala Nahi – Musharaf

Munni Khappe, Munni Khappe, Munni Khappe…

Future Version of Balance Recharge:

TID: 0608215250114644. You have recharged Rs.300

The deduction of VAT 25%

Zardari tax 15%

Bay Nazir Income Support 10%

Wapda tax 20%

GST 17%

Government Support Fund 5%

Bilawal tax 6%

Bakhtawar Jahaiz Tax 1.5%

New balance: Rs 1.50

Breaking News!

Hollywod ne Altaf Hussain ki rone ki acting se impress ho kar unhen apni agli film ‘THE CRYING VAMPIRE’ me role ki offer kardi.

Geo Bhai…

Breaking News:

Sadar Zardari Ki Hajj Application Saudi Govt Ne REJECT Kar Di.

Why?

Kion k is tarah Hajion mein confusion ho jati k “Pathar Kis Ko Marna hai?”

*Arabic News*

Haaza Zardari’un Baghairatun,

Azaabun Fi Insanun,

Fasaadun,

Khabeesun,

Mulkun,

Is ki wajatun Pakistan may nahi’un,

Aata-Tunn,

Bijli-Sunn,

Petrol-Gum,

Dham Dham Dhamakatun,

Or,

Balance checkun 12 paisun TAXUN, kattun,

Kameenun,

Acha hua jootan parun,

Dont Deletun,

Forun Forwardun,A