Agar tum kisi ghareeb ko uska haq nahi dila sakte to jo us k pass hai wo bhi cheen lo. Hazar Maulana Asif Ali Zardari

AMERICAN:
In our country, a man had no legs, we put him artificial legs, now he is race champion.

RUSSIAN:
In our country, a man had no arms, we put him artificial arms, he is now boxing champion.

PAKISTANI:
In our country, a man had no brain, we put SINDHI cap on his head, now he is our president.

A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.
Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon.

Ek Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jaisay khana kharab
Jaisay total azaab
Jaisay aadi faqeer
Jaisay murda zameer
Jaisay naasoor ho koi sarta hoaa,

Ek Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jaisay bijli ka taar
Jaisay khanjar ki dhaar
Jaisay dosakh ki aag
Jaisay zehrila naag
Jaisay garmi ki dhoop
Jaisay shetan ka roop

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se rooth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya
Doobtay hoye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahaingay, ek ghar main 2-2 nahi rahengay

Considering his achievements of creating shortage of
Wheat,
Gas,
Power,
Sugar,
Water,

Musharraf has been given the title of “Quaid-e-Qillat”.