Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Pathan: Aaj humne pani ko bewaqoof banaya.
Sardar: Wo kaise?
Pathan: Humne nahane k liye pani garam karne ko rakha aur thanday pani se naha liya.

Lerki: Meri ammi ko tum buhut pasand aaye ho.
Pathan, Sharmatay hoye: Kuch bhi ho per hum shadi tum se hi karega, ammi se nahi.

Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise pi rahe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

Ek admi PATHAN ko mar raha tha. Logon ne poocha k kyon mar rahay ho?
Wo bola: Sala ek ghantay se pooch raha hai… Ramzan ki jhandiyan kahan se milengi?

Pathan: Molvi sahab wazu k baghair namaz ho jati hai?
Movie: Nahi hoti

Pathan: Ho jati hai yara
Molvi: Bhai, nahi hoti

Pathan: Hojati hai, mene khud perh k dekhi hai.

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?
Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha
Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai
Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.

JUDGE to PATHAN:
Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka hai, kal tmhe phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
PATHAN: Wo to theek hai lekn utara kab jae ga ?