Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Pathan calls his Wife:

Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta, Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai.

After 5 mins, He calls:

“Aa Raha hoon, Ghalti se pichli Seat pe baith gaya Tha”.

1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat prhne gaya sub logo ne usay buhut mara!
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Kyun?
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Q k pehle hi roze ko ye naat parh raha tha
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“Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan Alvida”

Pathan aur Sardar pani pene gaye to glass ulta para hoa tha.

Sardar: Iska to mun hi band hai?

Pathan: Han dekho! Neechay se bhi toota hoa hai.

Friend: B.Com k baad kia karo ge?

Pathan: Agar fail hua to mochi banunga.

Friend: Aur agar pass hoye to?

Pathan: Phir to Insha Allah hum apna tandoor kholay ga

1 Dariya k kinaray 2 sardar chammach se dariya main dahee daal rahay thay.

Pathan ne dekha to pucha: Khoocha ye kar rahay ho?

Sardar: Hum lassi bana rahay hain.

Pathan: Ha ha ha O pagal ka bacha log isiliye tum per lateefay banatay hain…

Itna lassi tumhara baap piye ga?

Pathan k parosi mar gaya. Wo uske ghar gaya aur pucha,

“Lash aa gayi kia?”

Itifaq se usi waqt body le kar Ambulance aa gayi.

Pathan: “Lo bhai dekho kitni lambi umar hai.”

Pathan ko rastey main 1 charagh mila. Utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla or kaha k wo uski 3 wishes puri karega.

Pathan: Humko aisa naswar do jo khatam na ho.

Achanak 1 naswar ka packet agaya. Pathan ne thodi si naswar nikali to utni hi naswar or aa gayi.

Jin: Baqi 2 wishes?

Pathan: Aisa 2 packet or de do

Pathan: Wo konsa juice hai jo hum pi nahi sakte?
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2nd Pathan: D Juice: It’s Fun To Be Young

Teacher 2 Pathan: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai?…

Pathan bohat der sochne k baad bola….MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEED

Pathan English k paper main fail hogaya translation ki wajah se.

1. Main ek Aam admi hon
I am a mango man.

Mujhe English ati hai
English comes to me.

Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai.
I belong to Green pur Thousanda

Sarak per goliyan chal rahi hain
Tablets are walking on the road.