Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Ek Pathan job k lye form fill kar raha tha, form mein ek option tha k aap ka star kya hai?

Pathan ki samajh me nahi aya. Usne kisi aur k form main dekha. Us ne apne star k option me Cancer likha tha.

Pathan ne kuch socha, or phir us option ki jagah per BAWASEER likh diya

4 Pathanon ne mil kar petrol pump khola

1 bhi customer nahi aya. Kyon?

Petrol pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi floor pe aik restaurant khola.

1 bhi customer nahi. Kyon?

Petrol pump ka board nahi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li

1 bhi sawar na hua. Kyon?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai, Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya

But taxi wahi ki wahi. Kyon?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia

Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Kyon?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

Ek pathan ki shadi nahi horahi thi.

Wo Mazar per mannat mangnay gaya, wahan uski maan kho gayi.

Pathan: Ya Khuda! Apni to mili nahi abba ki bhi gayi

Ek Pathan 100 k note pe likha number dial kar raha tha.

2nd Pathan: Ye tum kia kar rahay ho?

Pathan: Me dekh raha hon k Quaid-e-Azam to mar gaye ab unki SIM kis k pass hai

1 lerkay ne chinese lerki se shadi ki

Lerki 1 saal bad mar gai

Lerka buhut ro raha tha

1 pathan dilasa dete huwe bola

Bas Yar China ka Maal to itna hi chaltä he:-)

Aik pathan kee shaadi ho Rahi thee. Us k Doston nay Dulhan kee jaga aik LaRkay ko Bitha diya.

Pathan Room mein gaya auR jaisay he Ghonngat uthaya to LaRki kee jaga LaRka baitha tha.

Pathan khush ho k bola.

“INSAAN KA NIYAT SAAF HO TO KIYA NAHI MILTA……!!

1 pathan Dr k ghr raat 2 baje phone aya “Aap so to nhe rhe the”

Pathan Dr ne ghuse me kaha:”Ap ki information k lye bata don k sb pathan chowkidar nhe hote”

Dr. Pathan Se: tum roz 5km walk karo to 1 saal me 50kg wazan kam hojaega.

1 saal bad Khan fone pe: Dr. sahab wazan to kam hogia magar khana kharab hum ghar se 1825 KM dur pohnch gia hy…!!!

Ek Pathan k Dil ki khuahish:

Koi Ramzan mai itna toh meherbani kr do

Pepsi ko choro, Niswar pe 5 Rs. Kam ker do…

A Pathan Called FM Radio & Said:

“I Have Found A Wallet With Thousands Of Currency & A Credit Card & ID Card Of That Person It Belongs To Mr.Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan E Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: So You Want To Give Him Back His Wallet?

Pathan: Ookhocha Nai! I Want To Dedicate Him A Sad Song.