Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Pathan: Is sheeshay ki kia warranty hai?

Dukandar: Ap is ko 100 manzil se nechay girao ye sheesha 99 manzil tak nahi tootay ga.

Pathan: Pack kar do…!!!

Newspaper me ad aya k

“Hamare pass esi product hai jisko pehen kar ap puri duniya ko dekh sakte hain per koi apko nahi dekh sakta”.

Price: 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

Pathan ne ad perhte hi 10,000 bhej diye…

Kuch din bad courier se ek parcel aya, pathan ne jaldi jaldi parcel khol to ander se…

Ek Burqa nikla

Pathan London me double-bus me betha, conductor ne usay ooper bhej diya.

Pathan bhag kar neechay wapas aya aur bola,

“Marwaega kia? ooper to driver hi nahi hai?”.

Newton: How to write 4 in between 5?

China: Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

USA: Wrong Question!

India: Don’t ask foolish question!

UK: Not interested

From Pakistan – Pathan: Here’s the answer: F (IV) E

Newton shocks – Pathan rocks

Pathan darakht pe ulta latka hua tha,

Wife: Tum darakht pe kyon latka hai?

Pathan: Sir dard ki goli khayi hai, kahin PAIT main na chali jaye.

Ghar mein 1 boond pani nahi naam SAMUNDAR KHAN

Pura mahina nahata nahi naam GULAAB KHAN

Height 2ft ki naam BULAND KHAN

Her jurm main shamil naam SHARAFAT KHAN

Khoon dekh kar bhagta hai naam BAHADUR KHAN

Jaib main 1 paisa nahi naam DAULAT KHAN

Wah re pathan teri shaan

Ek Pathan new car laya aur dost ko bola:

Yara is per kuch aisa likho k pata chalay ye Pathan ki car hai.

Dost ne charon darwazon pe likh diya :

Darwaza bahar ki taraf kholein

Pathan kisi lerki k ghar rishta le kar gaya.

Lerki k parents: Hamari beti abhi perh rahi hai.

Pathan: Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante baad ajaye ga

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya.

Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kiun mara ?

Pathan bula: O yara main jis se bhi puchta k tum phone pe kis se baat kar raha he to wo kehta .

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Teri bhabhi se.

Pathan Rishte k liye Tasweer Khichwa raha tha

Peeche ghada bhi agaya Tasweer main

Pathan ne ye likh kar tasweer bheji

Hum Ulta hath ki taraf hai…