Pathan SMS
A Pathan Called FM Radio & Said:
“I Have Found A Wallet With Thousands Of Currency & A Credit Card & ID Card Of That Person It Belongs To Mr.Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan E Iqbal, Karachi.
DJ: So You Want To Give Him Back His Wallet?
Pathan: Ookhocha Nai! I Want To Dedicate Him A Sad Song.
Pathan calls his Wife:
Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta, Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai.
After 5 mins, He calls:
“Aa Raha hoon, Ghalti se pichli Seat pe baith gaya Tha”.
1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat prhne gaya sub logo ne usay buhut mara!
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Kyun?
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Q k pehle hi roze ko ye naat parh raha tha
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“Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan Alvida”
Pathan aur Sardar pani pene gaye to glass ulta para hoa tha.
Sardar: Iska to mun hi band hai?
Pathan: Han dekho! Neechay se bhi toota hoa hai.
Friend: B.Com k baad kia karo ge?
Pathan: Agar fail hua to mochi banunga.
Friend: Aur agar pass hoye to?
Pathan: Phir to Insha Allah hum apna tandoor kholay ga
1 Dariya k kinaray 2 sardar chammach se dariya main dahee daal rahay thay.
Pathan ne dekha to pucha: Khoocha ye kar rahay ho?
Sardar: Hum lassi bana rahay hain.
Pathan: Ha ha ha O pagal ka bacha log isiliye tum per lateefay banatay hain…
Itna lassi tumhara baap piye ga?
Pathan k parosi mar gaya. Wo uske ghar gaya aur pucha,
“Lash aa gayi kia?”
Itifaq se usi waqt body le kar Ambulance aa gayi.
Pathan: “Lo bhai dekho kitni lambi umar hai.”
Pathan ko rastey main 1 charagh mila. Utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla or kaha k wo uski 3 wishes puri karega.
Pathan: Humko aisa naswar do jo khatam na ho.
Achanak 1 naswar ka packet agaya. Pathan ne thodi si naswar nikali to utni hi naswar or aa gayi.
Jin: Baqi 2 wishes?
Pathan: Aisa 2 packet or de do




