Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

A Man Joined FACEBOOK

His Son Wrote On His Wall “W T F Dad”

Man Replied: What the hell, You’ve got no respect for me?

Kid Replied: Dad Chill, It Means “Welcome To Facebook”

Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo tou woh poora hota hai…!!!

Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj aap meri baahon me hoti..

Best Message From Forest Department
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‘Pedo Se B Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Pedo K Niche Karte Ho’

3 idiots or bhi hit ho jati agar kareena bhi akhir me keh deti.

Jahapanah Tussi Great Ho Tohfa Kabul Karo

Shadi Ki Raat:

Husband: Ijazat Hai?

Wife: Sharmate Hue… Ji.

Husband Ne Door Lock Kya, Window Lock Ki, Parde Daley, Light Off Ki

Bivi Ne Keha Koi Faida Nahi.

Husband: Herat Se Kyun?

Wife: Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe “SHABBIR” Tu Dekhe Ga…

Ek FAQEER ne ghar k bahir se Awaz lgayi

Babu ji roti milegi

Andar se awaz ayi “Biwi ghar per nahi hai”

FAQEER: Mene Roti leni hai “CHUMMI” nahi

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me ! My face is above

Lerki ka mangetar mar gaya, wo rotay hoye boli…

Haye abhi to kuch dekha bhi nahi tha

Karib khara hua Pathan bola…

Abhi thodi dair main nehlaengay tab dekh lena.

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?

B’V =aap ko aaya?

SHOHAR= bohat!/

BV= Dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

Aisi Kon see cheez hai jo woman me agay hoti hai or cow me peeche.?

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Its= ” W ”

W-OMAN

CO-W

Her waqt negative mat socha karo