Ek bacha apni maa se: Papa ne mujhe kiss nahi ki
Maa: Beta apne ABC nahi sunayi hogi?
Beta: To kaam wali ne konsi sunayi thee…

Funny Fact About Cars
Agey wali seat pe bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

Dua hai apki achi nokri ho, 1 achi CHOKRI ho

Apko MISS karay, Mujhe KISS karay

Apko PUPPI de, Mujhe JHAPPI de

Apse PYAR kare, Mujhse IQRAR kare

Apke sath ROYE, Mere sath SOYE

Bolo Ameen

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: we were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. During lecture in maths class

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
Bhoot – insan ko darane k liye..
Machar – insan ko satane k liye..
Husband & Wife – insan ko banane ke liye

Whatever high the sky may be…..

Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….

IT’S NONE OF UR BUSINESS!!!!!!

It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!

God bless your naughty mind!

When an APPLE becomes red…
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE…!!

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.