Ek shaks dost ki shadi mein gaya, Doston ne usay buhut mara
Per kyon?
Pepsi pee kar dulhay se bol raha hai k,
Suhag raat k liye mujhe bhi sath le chalo…!!!
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24 Mar, 2011 No Comments
18 Mar, 2011 No Comments
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
So make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
3 Mar, 2011 No Comments
2 Type ki girls k peechay na bhago.
Ek jiske peechay mein hon,
Kyon k wo tumhe kabhi nahi milegi…
Doosri wo jiske peechay me nahi hon,
Kyon k jo mujhse nahi pati wo tumse kia patay gi…!!!
1 Feb, 2011 No Comments
Santa: Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya Hai?
Banta: Meri Patni
Santa: Sabse Badi Kamzori ??
Banta: DUSRON Ki Patni
21 Jan, 2011 No Comments
Photographer is the most Popular person in all Pakistani Weddings.
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FEMALES of ALL ages chase him saying… “AAP NE MERI TO LEE NAHIN”
17 Jan, 2011 No Comments
There have been many time in year 2010, when I may
Disturbed you,
Troubled you,
Irritated you,
Bugged you,
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Today I just wanna tell you
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You are scheduled to be disturbed in coming year 2011
7 Jan, 2011 No Comments
Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
Thanedaar ka…!!!
15 Dec, 2010 No Comments
What’s The Most Popular Word That Begins With ‘F’ & Ends With ‘K’?
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Its *FACEBOOK*,
The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!
7 Dec, 2010 No Comments
Kid: Mumy papa na nokrani k saath..
Mom: Bus beta tmharay papa aaye to un k saamnay mujhay batana, me aaj dekh lungi unhay.
Sham ko jab papa aye…!!!
Mom: Haan beta aap subha kya keh rhay thay?
Kid: Wo na papa nokrani k sath wohi ker rahay thay jo ooper walay uncle aap k saath kartay hain
11 Nov, 2010 No Comments
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye, To Us K Parents Poochte hain…
Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!
Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain….
Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !
MORAL !!!
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ULTI Larki Ko Aaye.. Ya… Larkey Ko…
KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai…
GEO KAMEEENO…
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