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Ek shaks dost ki shadi mein gaya, Doston ne usay buhut mara

Per kyon?

Pepsi pee kar dulhay se bol raha hai k,

Suhag raat k liye mujhe bhi sath le chalo…!!!

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT

So make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

2 Type ki girls k peechay na bhago.

Ek jiske peechay mein hon,

Kyon k wo tumhe kabhi nahi milegi…

Doosri wo jiske peechay me nahi hon,

Kyon k jo mujhse nahi pati wo tumse kia patay gi…!!!

Santa: Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya Hai?

Banta: Meri Patni

Santa: Sabse Badi Kamzori ??

Banta: DUSRON Ki Patni

Photographer is the most Popular person in all Pakistani Weddings.
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FEMALES of ALL ages chase him saying… “AAP NE MERI TO LEE NAHIN”

There have been many time in year 2010, when I may

Disturbed you,
Troubled you,
Irritated you,
Bugged you,
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Today I just wanna tell you
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You are scheduled to be disturbed in coming year 2011

Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau

Thanedaar ka…!!!

What’s The Most Popular Word That Begins With ‘F’ & Ends With ‘K’?
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Its *FACEBOOK*,

The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!

Kid: Mumy papa na nokrani k saath..
Mom: Bus beta tmharay papa aaye to un k saamnay mujhay batana, me aaj dekh lungi unhay.

Sham ko jab papa aye…!!!

Mom: Haan beta aap subha kya keh rhay thay?
Kid: Wo na papa nokrani k sath wohi ker rahay thay jo ooper walay uncle aap k saath kartay hain

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye, To Us K Parents Poochte hain…

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!

Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain….

Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !

MORAL !!!
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ULTI Larki Ko Aaye.. Ya… Larkey Ko…

KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai…

GEO KAMEEENO…