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Lerki ka mangetar mar gaya, wo rotay hoye boli…

Haye abhi to kuch dekha bhi nahi tha

Karib khara hua Pathan bola…

Abhi thodi dair main nehlaengay tab dekh lena.

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?

B’V =aap ko aaya?

SHOHAR= bohat!/

BV= Dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

Aisi Kon see cheez hai jo woman me agay hoti hai or cow me peeche.?

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Its= ” W

W-OMAN

CO-W

Her waqt negative mat socha karo :)

Ek bacha apni maa se: Papa ne mujhe kiss nahi ki
Maa: Beta apne ABC nahi sunayi hogi?
Beta: To kaam wali ne konsi sunayi thee…

Funny Fact About Cars
Agey wali seat pe bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

Dua hai apki achi nokri ho, 1 achi CHOKRI ho

Apko MISS karay, Mujhe KISS karay

Apko PUPPI de, Mujhe JHAPPI de

Apse PYAR kare, Mujhse IQRAR kare

Apke sath ROYE, Mere sath SOYE

Bolo Ameen :)

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: we were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. During lecture in maths class :)

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