Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Height Of Miss Understanding!

Bivi Ghusse Mein: “Mera jeena haram ho gaya hai. Me ye ghar chorh k ja rahi hun”

Husband: Jan Choro! Khuda K Waste.

Biwi Wapas Atay Hoye: Ek to apki ye adat buhut buri hai, hamesha JAN keh k aur Khuda ka wasta de k rok lete hain

Biwi: Mujhe samaj nahi ata paisay kahan rakhun,

Jahan chupati hon hamara beta chura leta hai.

Husband: Uski books me chupa do, kameena kabhi hath nahi lagata.

A young couple were having their first fight and it was a big one,

After a while, The husband said:

“When we got married, You promised to love, Honor n obey”

His bride replied:

“I know but I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding”

1 admi doston ki mehfil se late night ghar gaya,

Doston ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

Admi bola: Nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to main wese bhi nikalwane wala tha..!!!

Biwi: Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah par

dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki hai to saza us gharib ko Q dein.

Husband: Main Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hoon, is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoon

Wife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi

Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazaar:

I’ve Lost My Wife. Will U Please Talk To Me For A Minute

Lady: Why?

Man: whenever I Talk 2 Ladies She Appears From Somewhere

Husband k Marne k Next day,

Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil Hony waly Logon Ko Thanx

FROM:
Anam (age28)
Height:5’4″
Gora rang,
Bachay nahi han.

Shadi Ki Raat:

Husband: Ijazat Hai?

Wife: Sharmate Hue… Ji.

Husband Ne Door Lock Kya, Window Lock Ki, Parde Daley, Light Off Ki

Bivi Ne Keha Koi Faida Nahi.

Husband: Herat Se Kyun?

Wife: Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe “SHABBIR” Tu Dekhe Ga…

Waqt per aadat na badlay to wo zaroorat-e-life ban jati hai

Aur agar waqt per Girl Friend na badlay to wo kambakht Wife ban jati hai