Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Aye Allah Tu apni cricket team ki laaj rakhna… Kyon K is me

4 TERE apne naam hain… Wahab, Hafeez, Rehman, Razzaq

2 TERE Nabiyon k naam hain… Younis, Shoaib

2 Khaleefa k naam hain… Umar Gul and Umar Akmal

1 Laqab e Ali (Asad) hai

Aye Allah in tamam namon k sadqay apni team ko kamiyab kar day.. Ameen

A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair?

The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped.

He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian:

Now If I Ask You To Take One Of These Sweets, Which One Will You Choose?

The Christian Replied: The Covered one.

The Muslim Guy Said: That’s How We See & Respect Our Women.

A mechanic ws removing the engine parts from a motorcycle, when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop he called the surgeon & said,

“Look at this engine, I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired & put them back. So why do I get such a small salary & you get huge sum?”

The doctor smiled and came close to his ear and said,

TRY THE SAME WHEN THE ENGINE IS RUNNING!!!

Aaj ki date se Urdu main Allah ka name ban raha hy.
forward it, (4 January, 2011)

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This is Called Real Love

Sakht Garmi Ki Waja se Jism se Paseena Behta Hai

Main ne Jub Ye Paseena Apni Biwi K Dupaty se Puncha To Us Ne Kaha Dupata Ganda Na Kro

Jub Main ne Paseena “MAA” k Dupaty se puncha to “MAA” ne Kaha k Ye Dupata Ganda hai Main Tujhe Saaf Deti Hn

“Always Love Your Mother”

Dedicated To Karachi

Daikho Gy To Mil Jayen Gi Har Mor Py Laashain..

Dhoondo Gy To Is Shahr Main Qaatil Na Mily Ga…!!!

We Live In A Nation

- Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance or police.
- Where you get car loan @ 8% and education loan @12%.
- Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but SIM card is free.
- Where lemon juice contains artificial flavors but a dish wash bar contains pure lemon.
- Where footwear are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables are sold on footpath.

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Ek shaks ne apne noker se kaha k ghar pe time kia hoa hai?

Noke ne kaha: Sui sui k ooper hai, jitne bajnay walay hain utne bajnay main utne hi minute rehte hain.

Batao kia time hai?
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Answer is : 9:50 (10 Bajne me 10 minute)

New Pakistani Team

1. Imran Faqeer
2. Salman Jutt
3. Bonus Khan
4. Shoaib Jhalak
5. Misbah full Yuqq
6. Shoda Afridi
7. Kamran Khatmal