We Live In A Nation

- Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance or police.
- Where you get car loan @ 8% and education loan @12%.
- Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but SIM card is free.
- Where lemon juice contains artificial flavors but a dish wash bar contains pure lemon.
- Where footwear are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables are sold on footpath.

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Ek shaks ne apne noker se kaha k ghar pe time kia hoa hai?

Noke ne kaha: Sui sui k ooper hai, jitne bajnay walay hain utne bajnay main utne hi minute rehte hain.

Batao kia time hai?
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Answer is : 9:50 (10 Bajne me 10 minute)

New Pakistani Team

1. Imran Faqeer
2. Salman Jutt
3. Bonus Khan
4. Shoaib Jhalak
5. Misbah full Yuqq
6. Shoda Afridi
7. Kamran Khatmal

Nice Words To Remember

1. Insan apni toheen maaf kar sakta hai bhool nahi sakta.

2. Jis se muhabbat ki jaye usse muqabla nahi kiya jata.

3. Kabhi na girna kamal nahi bulkay gir k sambhal jana kamal hai.

4. Kisi ko paa lena muhabbat nahi bulkay kisi k dil main jagah bana lena muhabbat hai.

5. Kisi se roz mil k batain karna dosti nahi bulkay kisi se bichar k yad rakhna dosti hai.

Perfume wala: Sahab perfume le lo, perfume le lo.
Memon: 25 paise wala perfume dikhao
Perfum wala:meri baghal me ungli daal ke soongh le.

Somebody Asked GOD ‘I Want Peace’
GOD Replied, “Remove The I, That Is Ego;
Remove The Want, That Is Desire;

& Peace Will Be Automatically There

GODISNOWHERE

This can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE
Or as GOD IS NOW HERE

Everything depends on how do u see anything.
So think positive.