Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

The best prank call ever:-

“Hello, dominos..??”

“yes sir, how may I help you”

“give me Pizza Hut’s number !!”

Waqt per aadat na badlay to wo zaroorat-e-life ban jati hai

Aur agar waqt per Girl Friend na badlay to wo kambakht Wife ban jati hai

Financial management!

A beggar found 100Rs

He decided to have a great dinner

He went to a 5 star hotel & enjoyed the dinner

When bill came he said I have no money

Manager called police and handed the beggar over to him

The beggar gave 100 Rs to policeman and set free

This is FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT indeed!

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER

Dear MARIE!

Today is GOOD DAY. I’m in GALA.

U’ve made my life SOOPER.

I’m the PRINCE of your heart.

I want to buy U BAKERY, so U can give me a TREAT everyday.

U’ve Krack’jacked my JAM HEART.

Now i’m in 50-50 position. Plz dont play HIDE & SEEK.

Tumhara TIGER

Mujha bhi apni duaon ma shamil karlo A ”DOST”

suna ha khusron ki duaen bohat jaldi qabool hoti hain..!

Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe aur aankhien me apni num karun..

Mery baap ki tauba jo agly saal pepsi pe 5 rupey kam karoon……!

GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA

Ek dafa ka zikr he ek Badshah ne elaan kraya ke me dunya ke sb raaz janta hn or sb se zyada Aqalmand hn aur Jo koi khud ko mjh se zyada zahin smjhta he, me uska Sar Qalam kra dnga.

Ye takabur dkh kr Wazir ki 10 saal ki beti ko bhot ghussa aya,
Usne kaha: Agar tum sb kch jantay ho to zara ye btao ke

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Kisne kaha tha PEPSI pe 5 Rs kam kardo …

Baap ney bete ko cigrate peete daikha to uski pocket money band kardi,

1 din bete ko paisey daikey cold drink leney bheja.

Us raat baap ney phir bete ko cigrate peetey hue dikha.

Baap bara hairan hua k betey k pas paisey kahan sey aaye.

Beta bola

“kis ney kaha tha pepsi per 5 rupey kam kardo.”

Ab Tou Mujhe Darr lagta Hai Kahin Board K Paper Mein Yeh Sawal Na A Jye?

FARAZ

Keh Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Per 5 Rs Kam Kardo?

Assembly Mein 1 MNA Se Poocha Gaya :

“Aap Ki Degree Asli Hy ?”

Us Ne Jawab Dia : “Haan g Bilkul Asli Hy”

Phir Un Se Kaha Gya A.B.C.D Sunao

Wo Bole Choti Wali Ya Bari Wali …