Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.

Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.

Height of stupidity?
Looking through a keyhole of glass door.

Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.

Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

Height of time-wasting?
U reading the whole msg.

Agar koi tumhe kahay k “Oye Insan Ban Ja”

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Please 1 bar koshish zarur karna, Baqi Allah ki marzi

1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha.

1 admi bola:Yaar, dunya chaand pr pohnch gai or tum yahan bhang bana rahay ho.

Charsi: Me b ye pi k bas nikalney he wala hun.

How to kill a girl?

Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics.

Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Tarap tarap kar mar jayegi…!!!

Wife: Aji sunte ho paros wale Ahmad sahab ki beti ko maths mein 99 marks mile hain

Husband: Arey wah,Par 1 mark kahan gya

Wife: Woh humara beta laaya he.

Mr.BEAN went 2 Guinness book’s office 2 check if he is still the biggest comedian on earth or not,

but he came out angrily shouting,

Who the hell is Altaf Bhai?

Girl: Kia kar rahay ho?

Boy: Makhiyan maar raha hon

Girl: Kitni mari?

Boy: 3 Male & 2 Female

Girl: Tumko kaise pata?

Boy: 3 Cigarette se chupki hui thi aur 2 phone se.

Breaking News!

Hollywod ne Altaf Hussain ki rone ki acting se impress ho kar unhen apni agli film ‘THE CRYING VAMPIRE’ me role ki offer kardi.

Geo Bhai…

MEMON Patient To MEMON Doctor:

“Aap ki fees kitni hai?”

DOCTOR: “Pehli martaba anay ki 100 Rs. aur 2nd time free.

MEMON PATIENT: “To phir aap samjhain ke main 2nd time aaya hoon

MEMON DR: “To phir aap woh dawa khatay rahain jo m ne pehli bar aap ko di thi.

Aik Black African Lerki Ko jadugar Ne Jadu Se Par Lga diay.

Lerki : WOW, Ab kia Me PARi ban gai?

Jadugar :Nahi Pagli..

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Tum “CHAM’GADAR” ban gai ho