Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Best Message From Forest Department
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‘Pedo Se B Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Pedo K Niche Karte Ho’

1985 k Mehman

Ghar atey hi: Asalamo alaikum kia hal hai? aba g thik hain? bachon ka kia hal hai…?

2010 k Mehman

Ghar atey hi: Asalamo alaikum kia hal hai?

Bareek pin wala charger hai..???

Future Version of Balance Recharge:

TID: 0608215250114644. You have recharged Rs.300

The deduction of VAT 25%

Zardari tax 15%

Bay Nazir Income Support 10%

Wapda tax 20%

GST 17%

Government Support Fund 5%

Bilawal tax 6%

Bakhtawar Jahaiz Tax 1.5%

New balance: Rs 1.50

Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazaar:

I’ve Lost My Wife. Will U Please Talk To Me For A Minute

Lady: Why?

Man: whenever I Talk 2 Ladies She Appears From Somewhere

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?

Student: Shaadi..!!!!

Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Student: Dulha.!!!!

Teacher: Oho, I mean bade ho kar kya hasil karoge?

Student: Dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student- Bahu laaunga

Teacher: Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: Pota

Teacher: Hey bhagwan, tumhari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: Hum 2 humare 2

Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6 – Six digit salary
5 – Five working days
4 – Four wheeler car
3 – Three room flat
2 – Two cute childrn
1 – One sweetheart

GOOD OLD DAYS

When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I’d come back with

5 KG’s of potatoes,
2 Loaves of bread,
3 Packs of juices,
Packets of chocolates & candies…

You can’t do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!!

5 Most Undefined Things of Girls

1) Aap na bahut wo ho

(now what the hell is ‘wo’)?

2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi

(no one will ever know what was their ‘umeed’) :/

3) Ap pehle jaise nahi rahay

(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O

4) Sach batana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun

(do dey really mean when they say ‘sach batana’) =D

5) I am very selfish na?

(and they want you to say no dear you are not)

Don’t Break anyone’s heart, They have only one of it…

Break their bones… They have 206 of them

Husband k Marne k Next day,

Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil Hony waly Logon Ko Thanx

FROM:
Anam (age28)
Height:5’4″
Gora rang,
Bachay nahi han.