Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?

Both are very CONSCIOUS about FIGURES ..!

DEVDAS in 2010..

- Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do.

- Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do.

- Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!

- Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!

Aur

- Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..

- Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

Jab koi larki ghar se bhag jane ki dhamki de to us K maan baap ko chahye

Usay ganja kar k bitha Den.

5 maheeny tak bhagny ka nam nahi le gii

If Mathematicians Became Film Producers, Then,

The Title Would Be Something Like This…

- Mai Log Ki Deewani Hoon

- Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge

- Hum Solution Nikal Chuke Sanam

- Humara Differential Apke Paas Hai

- Kyun? Summition Ho Gaya Na

- Maine Maths Kyun Liya

- 3 Variables

Memon: Ye bakra kitne ka he?

Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!

Memon heran ho kar: Itna Mehnga… Touch screen wala he kya..??

Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
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1) Hawa chalti hai to pattey hiltey hain

2) Aur nahi chalti to nahi hiltey…

Read it Fast:

Chai pakorra

Chai pakorra

Chai pakorra

Chai pakorra

Chai pakorra

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Congratulations!

You have qualified to get a job at Railway Station

Football world cup me peshengoi karne wale Octopus Paul ki death hogai hai…

Us ki rooh K sawab K liye 1 bar ye perh ker forward karen

“Saminaaminaa Aye Aye Waka Waka Aye Aye”

Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA

- Don’t talk in front of my back.

- Both of U 3 get out of my room.

- Open the window, let the environment come in.

- I have 2 sisters both are girls.

- All of U stand in a straight circle.

- Give me a red pen of any colour.

Girl: Nice Mobile, Where did you buy?

Boy: I Won this in a RACE.

Girl: Really! How many people participated?

Boy: Mobile Owner, Police & ME