A person in Toilet Hears from Adjacent Toilet Hi, How Are You?

He is Embarrassed and says doing, Just Fine.

So What are you up to? Well, just sitting like you.

Can I come over? No, No I am kinda busy now!

Listen, I have to Call You Back. There is an Idiot in other Toilet. Who is Answering my Questions…!!!

Aaj ka kaam kal per chorh do…

Hosakta hai kal tak us kaam k liye koi machine eejaad hojaye

(William Had Haram)

Modern Meaning of Words

1. Kabootar – Khandan-e-Mughliya ka retired postman.

2. Doctor – Nayi beemariyon ko eejad karne walay.

3. Kursi – Assembliyon main politicians k lerne ka behtreen hathiyar.

4. Rishwat – Farsh se arsh tak puhchanay ka ek asan nuskha.

5. Chirya Ghar – Jahan janwar insano ki ziyarat kar k khush hote hain.

6. Kawwa – Mehmano ki amad ki khabar dene wala najoomi

7. Bijli Ka Bil – Dil k doron ko farogh dene wala kaghaz ka tukra.

8. Aaina – Sabse bada chughal khor.

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Generator, UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi.

Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving.

TV Na Dekhne Se Gunahon Men Kami.

Sabr Krne Se Janat Men Jane K Zyada Imkanat.

(A Public Service MSG Brought To U By K.E.S.C ).

Johny to Teacher: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Johny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

Impact of Movies:

Teacher – Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Baba-e-Qaum: Muhammad Ali Jinnah

Quaid-e-Millat: Liaquat Ali Khan

Madar-e-Millat: Fatima Jinnah

Aur Ab . . .

Bhabhi-e-Millat: Sania Mirza.

Beth kar uski zulfon ke saye me meri wafaon ko josh aya,

Phir?

Us ke bhai ne dekh liya aur shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aya.