Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed…

1. Nahi

2. Mujhe waqt chahiye

3. I have always seen u as a friend

4. I already have a boy friend

5. We should concentrate on studies

6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…

1 Yes

2 Yes

3 Yes

4 Yes

5 Yes

6 Yes

Life While Doing MBBS

1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDICAL COLLEGE.

2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME!

3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI.

4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER.

5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER.

HOUSE JOB: I DID IT!

JOB: I LOVE MYSELF!

WAIT A MINT!

SOMETHING IS MISSING,

OHH! MERI JAWANI.

Biwi: Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah par

dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki hai to saza us gharib ko Q dein.

New Version Of Old Dialogue:

Mere pas Facebook he, Twitter hai, Orkut hai

Tumhare paas kya hai??

Smart Answer: Mere paas KAAM DHANDA HE

2 Lerkiyan full makeup kar k nikli, Raste main kisi lerkay ne unhe nahi dekha.

1st Lerki: Aaj koi nahi dekh raha?

2nd Lerki: Tu tension mat lay, koi dekhe na dekhe – Shabbir to dekhe ga

Mahawaron ka sahi istimal

Bagh Bagh Hona
mery abo zamen per ghas laga rhy hian mujhy umeed hai woh kuch dino main bagh bagh hoajygi

Ghorey bech kar sona
imran ney apney ghorey bech kar sona ley liya

Khon k ghont pena
Dracula hamesha khon k ghont peta hai

Anan Fanan
Anan fanan mera chota bhai paida ho gaya

Dum daba k bhagna
Main akser billi ki dum daba k bhag jata hoon

Dal na galna
Meri ami sey kabhi bhi mash ki dal nahi galti

Ankhain dekhana
Akram ney kal doctor ko apni ankhain dekhain

Apney gireban main jhankna
Nazir ney apney gireban main jhank k dekha to uss ki banyan phati thi

Aab Aab hona
Mera chota bhai akser raat ko aab aab ho jata hai

Bhai Chara
Tanveer ney dukan per ja kar kaha……. bhai! chara to dey doh

MEMON ki BIWI: Bas bhi Karo Ye tea bag 18 Martaba Use Ker Liya Hai, Ab To Phenk do

MEMON: Kar di Na Jaahilon Wali Baat, is k Packet Per Expiry Date 2011 Likhi hai…!

Email Id’s of Pakistani Cricketers

1. Kamran Akmal - Dropcatch@crucialstage.com

2. Younis Khan - Useless@alllevel.com

3. Shoaib Malik - Useful@indiaonly.com

4. Misbah ul Haq - Playng4free@Goodwill.com

5. Shahid Afridi - 0verratd@boom.com

6. Fawad Alam - why_m_i there@Godknows.com

7. Umar Gul - Yorkrmastr@t20only.com

8. Yousuf – Khudkushhamlaawar@cricketpitch.com

9. Ejaz Butt – Bekarbaba@aahoo.com

Aj kal ki lerkiyan husn pe naaz karti hain

Pehla kalma ata nahi English main baat karti hain

Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that,

I will be yours forever.

Boy: Thanks
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FOR THE WARNING!