Khan to his friend: ye jo table pe admi hay mujhe buhut bura lagta hai.
Friend: table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: wo jis ki moonchein hain
Friend: moonchein to sabki hain
Khan: wo jis k safaid kapray hain
Friend: wo to sabke safaid hain
Khan ne pistol nikala aur 3 admiyon ko maar kar bola… Ye jo reh gaya hai isko ham nahi choray ga.

Chinese aur memon train main safar kar rahay thay… Achanak 1 machar aa k chinese k sir pe betha, chinese ne pakra aur kha gaya.
Thodi dair baad ek aur machar aya aur memon k sar pe betha, memon ne usay pakra aur chinese ki taraf berhatay hoye kaha…. Khareeday ga?

Malika sherawat at aiport:
Bhikari: Behen ji 1 rupya de do!!!
Malika gave him 1,000/- Ruppes… Secretory asked, why u gave him thousand rupees?
Malika: Pehli baar kisi ne behen kaha hai.

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k her sms bhejne se pehle service center walay call kar k poochay… aaj SMS kar rahay ho, khariyat to hai???

A famous Chinese saying: Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month… So feel free to call me anytime

Ek bar 300 pathan ship me travel kar rahay thay, Laken sab k sab maray gaye.. Kaisay?
Nothing serious… Ship beech main kharab hogayi to sab dhakka denay neechay utar gaye

Isko kehte hain…
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Saaf suthra SMS

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

SMS Rates:
1995 Rs. 5
2000 Rs. 4
2002 Rs. 3
2005 Rs. 2
2006 Rs. 1
2007 Rs 0.5
2008 FREE
Ap sms kab karo gay? Jab sms karne k paisay milengay.

Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
Zahir hai
AAP
to ho nhi skte
to
KOI AUR HI HOGA

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Machar marnay ka tareqa!
Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.