Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Its hard to sleep when you know how BURDENED your mind is.

Its even harder going to sleep when you know there is
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Left over PIZZA in the fridge

Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury

Nurse: Name?

Patient: Johny

Nurse: Age?

Patient: 39

Nurse: Married

Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident

Us Waqt meri halat dekh kar aasman bhi ro pada,

Jab Lerkiyon ke numbero se bhari huyi sim gum ho gayi

Story of Kisses:

When u kiss an American girl

she says, “Kiss me hard”

Indian girl, “Kiss me soft”

Pakistani girl, “jaldi karo Ammi a jayengi.

A couple was sitting in garden,

Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.

BOY:Janu agar bura na mano to me bhi?

GIRL: Ok Par sambhal k Kutta kahin kat na le…

MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT…
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->

Maalik: Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?

Mere kano me gunguna rahy hain.

Nokar: Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,

ye to unki Biwiyan hain Jo Vidwa ho k Ro rahi hein..!

A Rule for success:

Always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice

Baap Apne Betay Se: Nalaik Parhle Kabhi Tu Ne Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi Hai??

Beta:Haan Abbu Roz Kholta Ho Aik Book…

Baap:Konsi???

Beta: “FACEBOOK”

Funny But Reality,

Our Parents Spend The First Years of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk And Talk,

And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down And Shut up”