Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

What’s the similarity between sun and wife?
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Yehi k dono ki taraf ANKH utha k nahi dekh sakte

Pyar main zuban chup ho to ankhain bolti hain,

Ankhen chup hon to dil bolta hai,

Aur agar dil bhi chup ho to molvi bolta hai…

4 Takbeer Namaz-e-Janaza… Allah O Akbar!!!

Mulk ki khidmat karne k liye sirf doctor ya engineer banna zaroori nahi
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Ap SECURITY GUARD bhi ban sakte hein

(Zubaida Aapa k khidmat-e-khalq totkay)

BREAKING NEWS:

Dair se anay aur Zardari ko sath na lanay per Benazir Bhutto Salman Taseer per baras parin.

Her qabar per nazar … Express News!!!

Bachay kitnay sachay hotay hain……

Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho?
Beta : Parh Raha Hon

Maa : Excellent! Kya Parh Rahay Ho?
Beta : Girl Friend K Messages

Agar tumse ziada taqat wala shaks tumhe maray aur tum kuch na kar sako

to thoda sa door ja kar usko

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Lanat de kar bhaag jao…

Zubaida Aapa k intiqami totkay…!!!

Lovers’ messages In Different Pakistanis Cities

ISLAMABAD
Hello Jaan… Chalo …Aaj CHINEESE Resturant mein Dinner Meri Taraf Say.

RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu Kahan Ho Tum Ek Ghantay Se College K Gate pe Khara Hoon.

MULTAN
Hey Jaan Aaj to Film Ka Mood Ban Raha Hai Or Wo Bhi Tumhre Sath.

QUETTA
Hi Jaan What a Fantastic Mosam Chalo Akhroot Khate Hain.

KARACHI
Hi Janu Kahan Ho Tum ?
Abhi Abhi Firing Howi Hai… Mar To Nahi Gaye ????

Ye magic winters main karne ka hai!!!

Ek glass me thanda pani lain aur usay apne qareeb bethay shaks pe daal dein.

Wo thanda pani usay garam karde ga aur wo uth kar apko thanda karde ga

Zubaida apa k thanday garam totkay.

Masjid k bahar chappal rakhne main aur miss call dene main kia common hai?
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Dono me dar lagta hai koi utha na le

Choohay ko lagi billi gori gori

Dono milne lagay chori chori

Chooha bola aao khelein ankh macholi

Billi choohay ko kha kar boli … I HATE LOVE STORY