Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

New style of proposing:
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.

Ek din bandar bola: Maan meri dulhan kon hai, please meri shadi karwa do
Maan: Dekh teri dulhan sms perh rahi hai, agar perh k muskurayi to samjho shadi pakki.

What are the three fastest way of communication?

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

WOW kia andaz hai, kia action hai, kia style hai or kia smile hai… msg to karte nahi ho aur fakhar se kehte ho mere pass mobile hai.

Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje wo…?
wo thodi dair baad bhi bhej sakta hai koi tension nahi.

Dad: Beta batao jan kahan se nikalti hai?
Son: Khirki se
Dad: Wo kaisay?
Son: Kal jab ap raat ko ghar aye to mom uncle ko keh rahi theen k Jaan khirki se nikal jao.

Teacher: Boys, apko Amir Khan aur Kajol ki film FANAA se kia lession mila?
Boys: Andhi, Langri, Behri, Goongi… Jo bhi milay phasa lo.

Subha se le kar sham tak, sham se le kar raat tak, raat se le kar subha tak, subha se phir shaam tak…. Bas kia bataon light ne tang kiya hoa hai.

Ek pathan pani pee raha thaa… … … … Ab kia pathan pani bhi nahi pee sakta? Is main bhi joke chahiyeh tum logon ko?

Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paper
After 2 seconds,
Girls: Finished Madam

After 10 minutes,
Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!