Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Ek baat kahon bura to nahi manao gay?
Mujy Ap Se P.. Pi..Piy..Piya..Piyaa..Piyaaz,,Aalu mangwane thay..!

Larki: Ammi Baher Fauji Aa Rahe Hain..
Maan: Beti Andar Aaja Faujion Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai..
Larki: Ammi Fauji Pathan Hain..
Maan: Beti Phir Bhai Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa

Load sheding k benefits:
Generator, UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi
Mobile Charge na honay ki wajah se balance aur time saving
Sabar karne ki wajah se Jannat…!!!

Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk.

“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep.

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
a) Pray, so that u may live…
b) Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Memon k ghar twins peda hoye
Kisi dost ne kaha: Mubarak ho 2 bachay peda hoye hain
Memon: Aray yar bas ek kaafi tha, bas tumhari bhabhi ko fuzool kharchay ki aadat hai!!!

Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Bike

Girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy

He Told In Her Ear

DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .

It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
So you see, Money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering…

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A more true Friend you will never find:-)