May be Google is the best “Search Engine” But,

EVEN It’s not ABLE to tell you:

“kis ne kaha tha PEPSI pe 5 rupay kam kardo”???

Full form of girl

G – Gussa hamesha naak pe
I – Innocent sirf sakal se
R – Rone ki automatic machine
L – Ladai mai sabki naani

Maine pucha chand se. Dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa HASEEN?..

Chand ne kaha:

1 toh mai tere baap ka naukar nahi
aur dusri baat itni uper se kuch dikhta b nahi…

Kash ye fasle na hote,

Kash ye duriyan na hoti,

Kash aap aur hum saath hote,

toh

toh

toh

toh

mere sms k paise bach jate

I’m switching off my cell & won’t be in touch coz i have 2 study hard 2 become somethng in life.

plz contact me after… 15 mins,

tab tak mera perhayi ka bhoot utar jayega….

Ek bar chinti hathi k uper baith kar jaa rahi thi..

Raste me kachha pul aya.. usko dekhkr chinti boli..

“Cross kar loge ya me utron??

The Latest Slogan of Boys:

- Pakistan is our nation
- Girls are our Destination
- Dating is Our Occupation
- Flirting is our Profession
- Leave about Education

Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?

Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai…

Silence for few Minutes…

Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahan hai?