Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Tum haaro ya jeeto, Hamain tumse pyar hai…!!

Kyon K

Kal tumhari waja se pura din light bhi nahi gayi aur chutti bhi mil gayi

Mohali ka maidaan, Sirf 11 Pakistani aur 70,000 Indians,

Phir bhi fiza me ek hi naara…

Upar chatri neechay saaya

Bhaag Dhoni Shahid Aya

Funny MCQ

Pakistan vs India in semi final next wednesday, which team will lose the match?

a) India
b) Bharat
c) Hindustan

Fluffy & soft outside,

Creamy and yello inside,

Gift of summer season,

Aa raha hai na moon me pani? Guess what it is?
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Moti Tazi CHUPKALI

I asked my heart, “Why I can’t sleep at night”?

My heart said, “Because you slept in the afternoon”

Don’t act like you’re in love

Doctor: Aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki tarha lag rahi hain…

Lerki: Oh really? Kitni beewiyan hain apki?

Doctor: 2

Dad caught his son watching sheela ki jawani song,

Dad: Perh le beta! Sheela to exams k baad bhi jawan rahegi…!!!

Seeing on Monday

Friendship on Tuesday

Love on Wednesday

Wedding on thursday

Fighting on friday

Divorse on Saturday

Rest on Sunday

Next on Monday

Ek aadmi se pucha gaya ki aap shadi kab karoge, to bola…
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First I will marry my sister, then my mother will marry me!!!

Woman is completely harmless & doesn’t believe in Violence…
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Until Her Nail Polish Gets Dry…!!!