When I send you sms it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same….
… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques are also accepted.

3+3=8
kaisay hoa?… batao batao
thoda sa brain use karo…
nahi maalooom?
now stop using your mind… main bataon?
GHALTI SE

Propose karne ka ek dum jhakaas style…
Kia ghoor ghoor k dekhti hai… Maar dalay gi kia..?
Dil dena hai to de de, Rakh k achaar dalay gi kia…??

Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: They were easy but I had trouble with the answers.

A Camel, cow & a Donkey discusing who is the best
Camel: i help in moving heavy loads
Cow: i give milk…
… Kuch to bol yar teri izzat ka sawal ha…

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study

New style of proposing:
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.

Ek din bandar bola: Maan meri dulhan kon hai, please meri shadi karwa do
Maan: Dekh teri dulhan sms perh rahi hai, agar perh k muskurayi to samjho shadi pakki.

What are the three fastest way of communication?

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

WOW kia andaz hai, kia action hai, kia style hai or kia smile hai… msg to karte nahi ho aur fakhar se kehte ho mere pass mobile hai.

Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje wo…?
wo thodi dair baad bhi bhej sakta hai koi tension nahi.

Dad: Beta batao jan kahan se nikalti hai?
Son: Khirki se
Dad: Wo kaisay?
Son: Kal jab ap raat ko ghar aye to mom uncle ko keh rahi theen k Jaan khirki se nikal jao.

Teacher: Boys, apko Amir Khan aur Kajol ki film FANAA se kia lession mila?
Boys: Andhi, Langri, Behri, Goongi… Jo bhi milay phasa lo.