Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Johny to Teacher: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Johny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

Impact of Movies:

Teacher – Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Baba-e-Qaum: Muhammad Ali Jinnah

Quaid-e-Millat: Liaquat Ali Khan

Madar-e-Millat: Zana Jinnah

Aur Ab . . .

Bhabhi-e-Millat: Sania Mirza.

Beth kar uski zulfon ke saye me meri wafaon ko josh aya,

Phir?

Us ke bhai ne dekh liya aur shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aya.

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with
“W”…Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK

“Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..”
Lady: How Dare U?
Faqeer: Then What R U Doing On My “Bed”?

1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha? Waah!Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe

Pehli Makhi Boli: Nahi,Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Fact of Life :

If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”

A Thermometer is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…!