Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Ideal to write on answer sheet:

Answers given below are imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental.

Telling a lie is

- Fault 4 a little boy

- An Art 4 a lover

- An Accomplishment 4 a bachelor

- And a Matter of survival 4 a married man…!!!

I am proud to inform you that 1 Pakistani ne pani me 40 minute tak sans roknay k world record banaya hai.

Pakistan Zindabad
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Uski Namaz-e-Janaza aaj Asar k baad ada hogi

Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain.

Beautiful flowers,
perfumes,
neckleses,
teady bears,
purses,
rings
or bangles etc

Laiken larkay aik doosry ko kia dete hain??

Abay, ye lay bachi ka number,tu bhi kia yad karega,kis jiger se dosti ki hai…!!!

Plz Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or”Nahi”

1: ____ me insan nahi hon.
2: ____ me he chor hon.
3: ____ mera koi elaaj nahi.
4:______me he pagal hu

Jub “HUM” paida huey to shaitan ne kaha:
Oh No ik aur “ANGLE”

Lakin jub “AAP” paida huey to shaitan Bola:
Acha saady naal “COMPETITION”

A person in Toilet Hears from Adjacent Toilet Hi, How Are You?

He is Embarrassed and says doing, Just Fine.

So What are you up to? Well, just sitting like you.

Can I come over? No, No I am kinda busy now!

Listen, I have to Call You Back. There is an Idiot in other Toilet. Who is Answering my Questions…!!!

Aaj ka kaam kal per chorh do…

Hosakta hai kal tak us kaam k liye koi machine eejaad hojaye

(William Had Haram)

Modern Meaning of Words

1. Kabootar – Khandan-e-Mughliya ka retired postman.

2. Doctor – Nayi beemariyon ko eejad karne walay.

3. Kursi – Assembliyon main politicians k lerne ka behtreen hathiyar.

4. Rishwat – Farsh se arsh tak puhchanay ka ek asan nuskha.

5. Chirya Ghar – Jahan janwar insano ki ziyarat kar k khush hote hain.

6. Kawwa – Mehmano ki amad ki khabar dene wala najoomi

7. Bijli Ka Bil – Dil k doron ko farogh dene wala kaghaz ka tukra.

8. Aaina – Sabse bada chughal khor.

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Generator, UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi.

Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving.

TV Na Dekhne Se Gunahon Men Kami.

Sabr Krne Se Janat Men Jane K Zyada Imkanat.

(A Public Service MSG Brought To U By K.E.S.C ).