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Choose 1 thing abhi pata chal jae ga k Ramzan me ap k sath kia hone wala hay.

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Kuch bhi choose karlo apko to band hona hi pare ga is Ramzan me

Kon kehta hai Pakistan main gham hain?

Khushiyan bhi to buhut hain.

1. Light anay ki khushi
2. Bazar main shopping k baad zinda ghar anay ki khushi
3. Bus main seat milne ki khushi
4. Masjid se nikalte waqt chappal milne ki khushi
5. Bus se utarne k bad apni jaib me paisay dekhne ki khushi
6. Ghar wapas anay k baad mobile na chin jane ki khushi

Khushiyon se bhara mulk – Mera Pakistan

Ek admi ne 1 qabar dekhi jo chand ki tarah chamak rahi thi.

Doosray din bhi usne wahi manzar dekha.

Usne ek buzurg se pucha, “Ye kia raaz hai?”

Buzurg ne farmaya, “Ye wo shaks tha jo Tuesday aur Friday ko is number pe [Your Cell No.] 100 Rupees ka easy load karwata tha.”

Agar doctors film banate to unki filmo k naam ye hote.

- X-Ray Ho Na Ho

- Kaho Na Bukhar Hai

- Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

- Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai

- Kash Aap Hamare Patient Hote

- Main Dettol Ki Diwani Hon

- Hamara Thermometer Aap K Pass Hai

- Kabhi Drip Kabhi Injection

- Zakham To Hona Hi Tha

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want.On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu …!!

AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!

The difference between COMPLETE & FINISH…

When you love the right one you are COMPLETE &

When you love the wrong one you are FINISHED!

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you.

At noon I do not eat because I think of you.

In the evening I do not eat because I think of you.

At night I do not sleep because I am hungry

Mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se Faraz. Warna uska baap kahega…

Sala martay martay bhi ek chakkar laga gaya…

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time You Will Realize that

You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!