Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

A poem by every girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho

Kahy Begam tum always rite ho…

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

A good friend is like a Donkey

because a good freind carrys the load of difficulties and pain in our friendship.

you do same and you are my good friend so you are my cute donkey….

Teacher student se: Mamooli ko jumle me istemaal karo.

Student ne socha

socha

socha

socha

Aur bola,Meri Maa Mooli bare shok se khati hai.

Jawanon k Liye Ehem Naseehatein

1) Khud ko Mobile mai itna na Mashghool Rakho

K Samne se koi Lush Push Bachi guzar Jaye
Aur Tumhe pata bhi na chale.

2) Bike ho ya Car, Kabhi ye mat Socho k Ye Jahaz hai,

Balke ye Samjho K ye to Rocket hai.

3) Koshish karo k Apne Hum-Umaro Se Bad-zabani na Karo,

Direct Sir Phaar Do Kaminay Ka.

4) Taaleem har Kisi ka Haq hai,

Zyada Parh k Kahin Aisa na ho k Tum
kisi ka haq Maar Lo.

SILENCE
Is The best Answer for All Questions.

SMILE
Is The Best Reaction in all Situations.

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW…

Bacha apni dadi se: Kia hum hamesha 5 hi rahengay?

Aap, Abbu, Ami, Behen aur Main?

Dadi: Nahi, jab tumhari shadi hojayegi to hum 6 hojaengay.

Bacha: Phir jab aap mar jao gi to hum phir se 5 hojaengay

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI Monthly pass ka kya lega Mamu?

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian
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1.Hath me Mobile hoga
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2.Angutha button per hoga
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3.Msg parh kar Hansy ga
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4.Phir sochega k kisko Forward karun!!!

Hath Rakh kar Pait per Karwatain Badal raha Hon Main Faraz…
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Ary Koi Ye To Bataye….
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Maghrib ki Aazan Hony Main Kitna Waqt Hai.