U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS.

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
Latak matak chalti thi, Aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan

Akele ja rahe the jivan k rasto pe… Naraz, Dukhi, Thakay Hoye
Phir ek mor pe aap sa DOST mila aur… Baki zindagi ka bhi SATYA NAS hogaya

Lerki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se mere dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye aur mera dil zor zor se dharke aur mujhe kuch kuch ho…
Lerka: Bhago tumhara bhai araha hai.

Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha,
“Mera Prize Bond her soorat mein nikalna chahiye.”
.
Jaisay hi wo Mazar se bahir aya kisi ne us ki jaib se Prize-bond nikaal liya.
Wo dobara Mazar par gya aur bola,
“JINNAH SAHIB,
pehley puri baat to samajh liya karain.”