Dil jis ko diya wo Delhi chali gayi,
Pyar jis se kia wo Italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kahan khudkushi karlo,
Hath switch main diya to Bijli chali gayi.

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga.

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hai.

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.

Judge: Tumne ek hi raat main 7 jagah chori ki?
Chor: Jee sahab, main mehnat se jee nahi churata

An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
.
.
ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…

Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy

U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono “NIKAMMAY”