Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .
Funny SMS
It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
So you see, Money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering…
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A more true Friend you will never find:-)
Application
To
The Dost I Miss u
Subject
Kahan ho?
I beg 2 say that i’m student of ur Heart,
im very lonely
Mera jee nahi lag raha
So kindly grant me A msg!!!
Meri dua hai k ap taraqi karo, ooper jao, itna ooper jao… itna ooper jao k FARISHTAY khud kahain “Nawa aya hai soniya”.
Meherbaan, kadardaan, dekh tamasha meri jaan, ye bander abhi sms parhega aur muskuraye ga aur sms forward kar k apni hoshiyari dikhaye ga… Taliyan!!!
Congratulations! you are rewarded the degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA Stands for “MEMBER OF BEWAFA ASSOCIATION”.
When I send you sms it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same….
… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques are also accepted.
3+3=8
kaisay hoa?… batao batao
thoda sa brain use karo…
nahi maalooom?
now stop using your mind… main bataon?
GHALTI SE
Propose karne ka ek dum jhakaas style…
Kia ghoor ghoor k dekhti hai… Maar dalay gi kia..?
Dil dena hai to de de, Rakh k achaar dalay gi kia…??
Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: They were easy but I had trouble with the answers.
A Camel, cow & a Donkey discusing who is the best
Camel: i help in moving heavy loads
Cow: i give milk…
… Kuch to bol yar teri izzat ka sawal ha…
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study
New style of proposing:
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.
Ek din bandar bola: Maan meri dulhan kon hai, please meri shadi karwa do
Maan: Dekh teri dulhan sms perh rahi hai, agar perh k muskurayi to samjho shadi pakki.
What are the three fastest way of communication?
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman
WOW kia andaz hai, kia action hai, kia style hai or kia smile hai… msg to karte nahi ho aur fakhar se kehte ho mere pass mobile hai.
Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje wo…?
wo thodi dair baad bhi bhej sakta hai koi tension nahi.
Dad: Beta batao jan kahan se nikalti hai?
Son: Khirki se
Dad: Wo kaisay?
Son: Kal jab ap raat ko ghar aye to mom uncle ko keh rahi theen k Jaan khirki se nikal jao.
Teacher: Boys, apko Amir Khan aur Kajol ki film FANAA se kia lession mila?
Boys: Andhi, Langri, Behri, Goongi… Jo bhi milay phasa lo.
Subha se le kar sham tak, sham se le kar raat tak, raat se le kar subha tak, subha se phir shaam tak…. Bas kia bataon light ne tang kiya hoa hai.
