Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Kisi per trust karo to us bachay ki tarah jis ko ap hawa me uchalo to wo darta nahi,

Kyon k wo janta hai k nechay
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Kamran Akmal nahi hai

Friends are like fishes.. you have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one.

Just like I caught you!

So better stay nice otherwise… I will FRY you

Ek shadi me jin agaya, jin ko dekh kar sab lerkiyon ki cheekh nikal gai.

Ek buzurg ne kaha sari lerkiyan wazu kar k ayen,

Sab wazu kar k ayin to… jin ki cheekh nikal gayi

HEIGHT OF LITERACY

Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi?

Nokrani: Baji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ke

Going to gaaon for 3 days…

Apke husband ne comment bhi kia tha ke,

Have a safe trip, come soon …… Miss you

Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam aaj K baad,

Kyun K…

Humari apni gali mein setting ho gai hy!!!

|’\(‘.’) Kya
| |.|> Bacchi
| _|\_ Hy Yar… ;->)

Jab murghi anda free me deti hai,

To bazar me 8 rupay ka kyon milta hai?

Aaj nahi bolo gy to kal bhugto gy,

KHAMOSHI KA BOYCOTT

Altaf Hussain HAJJ karne gaya,

Jap shaitan ko pathar marnay laga to awaz aai,

BHAI, AP Yahan?

Mujhe London bula liya hota??

A couple went to a wishwell.

Boy bent down, threw a coin and made a wish.

Girl bent down a little more and fell into the well.

Boy shouted, “Abbay Teri – IT WORKS”

Hamara kia wasta cricket se dosto!!!
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Hamara to qaumi khel HOCKEY hai

Update From Mohali

Misbah still not-out 99* rus from 1,094 balls.

At stumps, day 4