Full form of girl

G – Gussa hamesha naak pe
I – Innocent sirf sakal se
R – Rone ki automatic machine
L – Ladai mai sabki naani

Maine pucha chand se. Dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa HASEEN?..

Chand ne kaha:

1 toh mai tere baap ka naukar nahi
aur dusri baat itni uper se kuch dikhta b nahi…

Kash ye fasle na hote,

Kash ye duriyan na hoti,

Kash aap aur hum saath hote,

toh

toh

toh

toh

mere sms k paise bach jate

I’m switching off my cell & won’t be in touch coz i have 2 study hard 2 become somethng in life.

plz contact me after… 15 mins,

tab tak mera perhayi ka bhoot utar jayega….

Ek bar chinti hathi k uper baith kar jaa rahi thi..

Raste me kachha pul aya.. usko dekhkr chinti boli..

“Cross kar loge ya me utron??

The Latest Slogan of Boys:

- Pakistan is our nation
- Girls are our Destination
- Dating is Our Occupation
- Flirting is our Profession
- Leave about Education

Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?

Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai…

Silence for few Minutes…

Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahan hai?

A poem by every girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho

Kahy Begam tum always rite ho…