Socha tha baray ho kar Pilot banengay Faraz
Charas ka soota lagaya aur khud hi jahaz ban gaye 
Funny Poetry
Kanjoos ki zindagi kia jeena kabhi hamari tarah bhi jiya karo
Roz mere SMS perh kar sharam nahi ati, kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo
KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM mere SMS na hongay kam, KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA SMS karte rehna, DHOOM mera SMS perh k jhoom, HERA PHERI ab ki bari hai teri.
Her khushi hansi mangay apse, Her phool khushboo mangay apse
Itni roshni ho apki zindagi main k, Khud WAPDA connection mangay apse.
Jis tarah sooraj nikalta hai her raat k baad, Chand alwida kehta hai mulaqat k baad
Tum ghar mat nikalna warna log kahaingay, Dekho maindak nikal aya hai barsaat k baad.
Dil k zakhm kisi ko na dikha sako gay, dil main jo hai kisi ko bata na sako gay
Karo gay jawani main jo girlfriend pe kharcha, burhapay tak udhaar chuka na sako gay
Apne doston ko salam-e-aajizana, Dosti nibhanay walon ko meri jan nazrana
Jo sms karay usko pyar ki jhappi, Aur jo na karay usko Maulana Fazlur Rehman ki pappi.
Tum dost ho mere sada k liye, Meri zindagi hai teri wafa k liye
Kar lena lakhon shikway humse magar, Kabhi TOPIYAN na dena Khuda k liye… 
Ek din ye mausam badal jayega, Tumhara mobile jaib se gir jayega
Phir bachana tum sms k paisay, Tumhari karni ka phal tumko mil jayega
Arz kiya hai… Laila majnoo se keh rahi hai, Laila majnoo se keh rahi hai
Apna rumal de do, meri naak beh rahi hai..!!!
Sitam sehne ki bhi had hoti hai, Kisi ko satanay ki bhi had hoti hai SMS bhejne ki adat daalo mere dost, Muft k SMS perhne ki bhi had hoti hai
Nashay se koi devdas hogia, to koi paisay se kangal hogia
to koi pyar se pagal hogia, main to apko msg bhejtay bhejtay barbaad hogia
Roz logon se tere pangay hongay, shehar main roz dangay hongay
agar too mujhe SMS nahi karega, to yad rakhna tere saray bachay ganjay hongay
Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi raat bhar sms kiya to raat kat gayi wah… wah… wah… subha uth kar balance dekha to waat lag gayi
Arz kiya hai: Khidki se dekha to raastay pe koi nahi tha…
Khidki se dekha to raastay pe koi nahi tha…
Raastay pe jakay dekha to khidki pe koi nahi thaa!!!
Machar ne apko kaata wo uska junoon tha, apne khaarish ki wo apka sukoon tha,
Chah kar bhi apne usay nahi mara kyon k uski ragon main bhi apka khoon tha.
Ye kis tarah se yaad arahay ho, Ankhein band hain phir bhi nazar arahay ho
Na janay kyon aisa lagta hai jaisay, samne kharay ho aur SEENG hila rahay ho
Yun raato ko na jago So liya karo, yun dil main ansu na roko ro liya karo
baal to buhut achay banatay ho, Kabhi naha bhi liya karo
Bagh main phool khilte rahaingay, Raat ko diye jaltay rahaingay Dua hai khuda say aap khush raho hamesha, Baqi tang to ham hamesha kartay rahaingay:)
Tere gham main tarap k mar jayengay, mer gaye to tera naam le jayengay
Rab se keh kar tuje bhi ooper bulwayengay, phir saath beth kar KURKURAY khayengay
