A poem by every girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho

Kahy Begam tum always rite ho…

Pakistan Ka New Quami Naghma

Na mera Pakistan hai na tera Pakistan hai,
Ye uska Pakistan hai jo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai

Jitni badi dukan hai sara chori ka saman hai,
Jo sab se bara be-eman hai wo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai

Jitne tere wazeer hain wo saray be zameer hain,
Jo sabse bada shaitan hai wo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai

Mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se Faraz. Warna uska baap kahega…

Sala martay martay bhi ek chakkar laga gaya…

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,

1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,

hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,

hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,
sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Tere Dar pe sanam hazar bar ayengay…
Tere Dar pe sanam hazar bar ayengay

Ghanti bajayengay aur bhag jayengay