Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Kyon udas bethi ho kisi sham ki tarha.
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Jharu Pocha Karlo Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha

A Solid reason for having two girl friends at one time:

Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you.

At noon I do not eat because I think of you.

In the evening I do not eat because I think of you.

At night I do not sleep because I am hungry

Girls Attitude

If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”

If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”

If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai”

If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”

If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai”

If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”

Aay dost tum bhi ajeeb ho.
Meray dil k kitnay qareeb ho.

Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho.
kia tum mujh say bhi ziyadah gharib ho.

Har nazar mai ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mai ek chahat hoti hai
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJMAHAL bananan,
kyonki har dil mai chaar – paanch mumtaz hoti hai

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.