Dil me aap…. Dharkan main aap… Aankhon main aap
Saanso main aap… Jahan bhi dekho aap hi aap
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain
JARASEEM har jagha hotay hain
Flirt SMS
I want to say a word to U
that starts with U
and ends on U
and that defines U
…. its ULLU …
A - u r active
B - u r best
C - u r cute
D - u r dashing
E - u r excellent
F - u r always first
G - u r great
…. sorry Z tak jhoot bolne ki himmat mujh main nahi hai.
Life without you is impossible. You are i my breath and blood and I can’t stay 4 a second without you. If you are not there I am dead…. ooo hello, I am talking about OXYGEN.
Ap mujhe ek jagha se buhut achay lagtay hain, pata hai kahan se?
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Door se 
Kal ho “aaj” jaisa, phool ho “gulab” jaisa
mahal ho “taj” jaisa aur zindagi k har kadam pe dost ho to… oo hello, dost ho to “mujh” jaisa
Height of flirting: writing a love letter with the title as “To whom it may concern”
Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out too, then people started shouting “TWINS TWINS”
If ever in your life you are very sad and lonely and feel that you have lost everything, I will come, hold your hand take you 4 walk on a bridge and show you where 2 just from.
Sitaron se agay jahan aur bhi hain, abhi mohabbat k imtihan aur bhi hain
tum hi nahi jalatay ho dil ko mere, college me lerkiyan aur bhi hain
Wo choom lai ek baar to ati nahi neend, unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet
isliye kehta hon ye risk na uthao… MORTEIN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO!!!
Rab se dua karte hain k mere dost ko khushyon ka sansaar milay,
aur jo hamain sms nahi karta usay apni girl friend se sister jaisa pyar milay
