Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Usne mere mobile se meri girlfriend ka number nikal liya FARAZ…
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Aur aaj wo apni hi behen ko msg kar k khush hota hai

Kisi ki zindagi ki keemat ka andaza uski maut k baad hi hota hai FARAZ

Jaisay…

Zinda Chicken – Rs. 130/-

Chicken Karhai – Rs. 400/-

Usay Kaha Tha K “Tumhaari Shalwar Phati Hui Hai” Faraz….
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Lekin Woh Besharam Muskura K Kehta Hai…
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“Holay Holay Se Hawa Lagti Hai.”

Wo janti b ha meri ammi mujhe zyada dor nai janay detee’ Faraz
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Phir b wo kehti ha ‘falak tak chal sath meray falak tak chal sath chal.’

Usne mohallay k 100 lerkon ko phansa rakha hai FARAZ

Aur hamain kehti hai, Munni Badnam Hoi Darling Tere Liye

Is qadar kamzor ho chuka hon uske pyar main FARAZ

Chili Mili bhi khaon to pait bhar jata hai

Mazak ki bhi ek had hoti hai … FARAZ

Main bachi se setting kar raha tha aur kisi ne uske samne mujhe pani ki theli mar di

Usse kehna k main aaj buhut khush hon FARAZ

Pichle sardiyon ki shirt nikali to jaib se 50 Rupay niklay

Faraz Now Available in English…!

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife…

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife…
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And Asked for My LG KG 195

Main ne pucha mera Kafan kaisa ho ga “FARAZ…

Kameena Muskura k bola

”Lathy di chaadar utay saleti Rang mahiya”