English SMS
Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad.
Forget the troubles that passed away and remember the blessings that come each day.
Good morning!
Golden words of Hitler: When you are in light everyone will follow you but when you enter in darkness, even your own shadow will leave you. Thats life.
Nobody like you, nobody miss you, nobody want to see you, nobody want to hear your voice, nobody says that you are beautiful… Don’t mind my name is Nobody.
A man and doctor love the same girl.
Man gives her an apple everyday.
Girl asks the reason of giving apple daily?
MAN: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
M – For the MILLION things she gave me,
O – For she’s growing OLD,
T – For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H – For her HEART of purest gold,
E – For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R – For she is always RIGHT and always be.
A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Cause liars go to hell.




