Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Do not count what you have lost.
Just see what you have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
you back your lost things!

It was mealtime on Punjab Airline .
Air Hostess : “Would you like dinner?”
Banta : “What are my choices?”
Air Hostess : “Yes or no,”

Jasmeet : My husband always comes home late, no matter how I try.
Preeto : “Take my advice, and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jaspal?” And that cured him.

Jasmeet : “Cured him !… But how?”

Preeto : “You know, his name is Banta.”

Jasmeet drew Santa’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?”

Santa : “I would love to, “But I don’t know her well enough…may be you could introduce us..!

Nice Words To Remember

1. Insan apni toheen maaf kar sakta hai bhool nahi sakta.

2. Jis se muhabbat ki jaye usse muqabla nahi kiya jata.

3. Kabhi na girna kamal nahi bulkay gir k sambhal jana kamal hai.

4. Kisi ko paa lena muhabbat nahi bulkay kisi k dil main jagah bana lena muhabbat hai.

5. Kisi se roz mil k batain karna dosti nahi bulkay kisi se bichar k yad rakhna dosti hai.

Somebody Asked GOD ‘I Want Peace’
GOD Replied, “Remove The I, That Is Ego;
Remove The Want, That Is Desire;

& Peace Will Be Automatically There

GODISNOWHERE

This can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE
Or as GOD IS NOW HERE

Everything depends on how do u see anything.
So think positive.

There are Two Kind of People in this world

1- Those Who Remember Names

&

2- Those Whose Names are Remembered

Choice Is Yours.

Fly in the plane of ambition
And land in the airport of success
Luck is yours, wish is mine
May ur future always shine
Good luck

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.