1 Hand on Horn
1 Hand on Gear 
1 Ear listening songs
1 Ear on Mobile
1 Foot on Accelerator
1 Foot on Cluch
& Eyes on Girls

Welcome to Pakistan and this is our busy nation

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Tip for a successful life:

Don’t take any decision when you are angry,
Don’t make any promise when you are happy.

Cute definition of Love by a 5 years old girl

“Love is when mom makes tea for dad and takes a sip before giving it to him to make sure its fine.”

Girl: If we get married, you will stop smoking?
Boy: OK
Girl: Drinking too?
Boy: OK
Girl: Stop going to the night club?
Boy: OK
Girl: What else you can leave?
Boy:  Idea of Marry You

I am a paper – you can write your feelings
Scribble your anger.
Use me to absorb your tears
but don’t throw me after use, Cuz I will burn myself to warm you

Someone asked me to describe you in 2 words, he expected me to answer “The Best” but I didn’t answer. I just smiled and said, “No Comparison”.

I may be innocent to know what love is
I may not show it to you
I may not love you the way it should be but I am always willing to love you the way I understand it… I LOVE YOU