Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

A person in Toilet Hears from Adjacent Toilet Hi, How Are You?

He is Embarrassed and says doing, Just Fine.

So What are you up to? Well, just sitting like you.

Can I come over? No, No I am kinda busy now!

Listen, I have to Call You Back. There is an Idiot in other Toilet. Who is Answering my Questions…!!!

Life is like a coin.
Pleasure and pain are the two sides,

Only one side is visible at time,
But remember

Other side also waiting for its turn.

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Do you know what is difference between your smile and my smile?

You smile when you are happy,

and,

I smile, when I see YOU happy…

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.

Santa: That is great, I will take two of them.

Johny to Teacher: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Johny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar:Your honor, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.