Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazaar:

I’ve Lost My Wife. Will U Please Talk To Me For A Minute

Lady: Why?

Man: whenever I Talk 2 Ladies She Appears From Somewhere

Allah Says

Try to Walk on My Way,
I’ll Make all the Ways Easy for you.

Try to Spend your Wealth in My Way,
I ‘ll Open Oceans of Treasure for you.

Try to Leave your Wills for Me,
I ‘ll Make your Desired Destiny for you.

Try to Bear Pain on My Way,
I ‘ll Open the Doors of My Care for you.

Try to Believe in Me,
I ‘ll Make Sincere Friends for you.

Try to Be Mine,
I ‘ll Make Everyone for you !

A snake has its poison in its teeth..

A dog in its tongue..

A scorpion in its tale..

Its only the human who have poison in their hearts…

Strange but true!

Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6 – Six digit salary
5 – Five working days
4 – Four wheeler car
3 – Three room flat
2 – Two cute childrn
1 – One sweetheart

GOOD OLD DAYS

When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I’d come back with

5 KG’s of potatoes,
2 Loaves of bread,
3 Packs of juices,
Packets of chocolates & candies…

You can’t do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!!

L O V E
Is That Beautiful Forest …

Where Brave
T I G E R S

Are Killed By The Attractive
…Eyes Of Beautiful
D E E R S

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want.On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

The difference between COMPLETE & FINISH…

When you love the right one you are COMPLETE &

When you love the wrong one you are FINISHED!

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you.

At noon I do not eat because I think of you.

In the evening I do not eat because I think of you.

At night I do not sleep because I am hungry

Three great philosophies

1. Ability can never remain hidden.
2. No injury is deeper than insult.
3. The birth of tension is the death of talent.