Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

A young couple were having their first fight and it was a big one,

After a while, The husband said:

“When we got married, You promised to love, Honor n obey”

His bride replied:

“I know but I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding”

Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Look up at the sky.

Girl: Don’t change the subject!
Boy:Just do it!

Girl: Alright! What am I looking at?
Boy: Count how many stars there are.

Girl: Impossible.
Boy: So is explaining how much I love you.

We will open the book

Its pages are blank

We are going to put words on them ourselves

The book is called Opportunity and

Its first chapter is New Year’s Day

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

Before the golden sun sets,

Old calender is destroyed,

And mobile networks get jammed,

I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed

Its hard to sleep when you know how BURDENED your mind is.

Its even harder going to sleep when you know there is
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Left over PIZZA in the fridge

Even FAILURE looks beautiful when you have a LOVED ONE to support you.

And SUCCESS hurts when you don’t have a LOVED ONE to wish you.

Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury

Nurse: Name?

Patient: Johny

Nurse: Age?

Patient: 39

Nurse: Married

Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident

What’s The Most Popular Word That Begins With ‘F’ & Ends With ‘K’?
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Its *FACEBOOK*,

The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.

You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness

that may have accrued during the past twelve months.