Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New “Theory Of Motion”

Which States: “Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.”

A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair?

The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped.

He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian:

Now If I Ask You To Take One Of These Sweets, Which One Will You Choose?

The Christian Replied: The Covered one.

The Muslim Guy Said: That’s How We See & Respect Our Women.

She Stole My Heart

Therefore I am Planing For Revenge,

Am Going To Steal Her Last Name…

A mechanic ws removing the engine parts from a motorcycle, when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop he called the surgeon & said,

“Look at this engine, I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired & put them back. So why do I get such a small salary & you get huge sum?”

The doctor smiled and came close to his ear and said,

TRY THE SAME WHEN THE ENGINE IS RUNNING!!!

Seeing on Monday

Friendship on Tuesday

Love on Wednesday

Wedding on thursday

Fighting on friday

Divorse on Saturday

Rest on Sunday

Next on Monday

Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Touching Lines By True Lover:

Even Though You Never Loved Me

I Always Kept Smiling Because…

I didnt Want People To Blame You… As A Reason Behind My Tears…!!!

Interviewer: What is SKELETON?
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Sardar: Sir, Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Teacher asks his student to give example of three sentence in the (past, present and future)

Student : I Saw your Daughter Yesterday (Past)

We are in Love Now (Present)

And We Will Run Away Tomorrow (Future)

Wonderful Combinations in this world…

Heart & Beats,
Night & Moon,
Music & Songs,
Roses & Love,
Fish & water,

My message & Your SMILE