Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Sardar: Excuse me, what time is it ??
Man: 3 Pm
Sardar: That’s so weird, I have been asking this all day and each time I get a different answer.

A sardar was invited in a party, Invitation card had a Note, “RED TIE ONLY“.
Sardar went to party & was surprised to see that other people had put pant and shirt too.

Once there was a mirror that used to kill liars.
FRENCH: I think I don’t smoke… (Killed)
AMERICAN: I think I love Iraq… (Killed)
SARDAR: I think…. (Killed)

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Mornings are reminders that God loves you, You are not just given another day to enjoy, but a chance to right the wrong of yesterday… Have a Nice Day.

Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, please recharge your friendship immediately by sending 4-5 cools msgs. HURRY!!!

Silent lips may avoid many problems, But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face in the beautiful journey called “LIFE”

When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there. Hope we can be like that. We dont always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.

If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope

The smallest word is I,
The sweetest word is LOVE
And the dearest person in the world is U.
Thats why I Love You.