Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Golden words of Hitler: When you are in light everyone will follow you but when you enter in darkness, even your own shadow will leave you. Thats life.

Nobody like you, nobody miss you, nobody want to see you, nobody want to hear your voice, nobody says that you are beautiful… Don’t mind my name is Nobody.

A man and doctor love the same girl.
Man gives her an apple everyday.
Girl asks the reason of giving apple daily?
MAN: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

M – For the MILLION things she gave me,
O – For she’s growing OLD,
T – For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H – For her HEART of purest gold,
E – For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R – For she is always RIGHT and always be.

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Cause liars go to hell.

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind…… Can I sell you?

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle-Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet words to you. Pay The Bill…

When your life is in darkness, Pray to God, ask him to free you from darkness and after if you pray and still you are in darkness… Please PAY YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL