Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend

1 Hand on Horn
1 Hand on Gear 
1 Ear listening songs
1 Ear on Mobile
1 Foot on Accelerator
1 Foot on Cluch
& Eyes on Girls

Welcome to Pakistan and this is our busy nation

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Tip for a successful life:

Don’t take any decision when you are angry,
Don’t make any promise when you are happy.

Cute definition of Love by a 5 years old girl

“Love is when mom makes tea for dad and takes a sip before giving it to him to make sure its fine.”

Girl: If we get married, you will stop smoking?
Boy: OK
Girl: Drinking too?
Boy: OK
Girl: Stop going to the night club?
Boy: OK
Girl: What else you can leave?
Boy:  Idea of Marry You

I am a paper – you can write your feelings
Scribble your anger.
Use me to absorb your tears
but don’t throw me after use, Cuz I will burn myself to warm you

Someone asked me to describe you in 2 words, he expected me to answer “The Best” but I didn’t answer. I just smiled and said, “No Comparison”.

I may be innocent to know what love is
I may not show it to you
I may not love you the way it should be but I am always willing to love you the way I understand it… I LOVE YOU

Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad.
Forget the troubles that passed away and remember the blessings that come each day.
Good morning!