L O V E
Is That Beautiful Forest …

Where Brave
T I G E R S

Are Killed By The Attractive
…Eyes Of Beautiful
D E E R S

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want.On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

The difference between COMPLETE & FINISH…

When you love the right one you are COMPLETE &

When you love the wrong one you are FINISHED!

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you.

At noon I do not eat because I think of you.

In the evening I do not eat because I think of you.

At night I do not sleep because I am hungry

Three great philosophies

1. Ability can never remain hidden.
2. No injury is deeper than insult.
3. The birth of tension is the death of talent.

A person in Toilet Hears from Adjacent Toilet Hi, How Are You?

He is Embarrassed and says doing, Just Fine.

So What are you up to? Well, just sitting like you.

Can I come over? No, No I am kinda busy now!

Listen, I have to Call You Back. There is an Idiot in other Toilet. Who is Answering my Questions…!!!

Life is like a coin.
Pleasure and pain are the two sides,

Only one side is visible at time,
But remember

Other side also waiting for its turn.

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!