Sweet Mobile Sms Collection

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

Please read this msg on April 1st,
I know you can’t wait… so… CONGRATS
You are the first fool of 2008

My friend, a day will come when the whole world will celeberate your personality, your thoughts, ur ideas and ur talent… believe me, and the day will be 1st April.

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?

Manzil ki taraf berhte chalo, Jo dil kahay usi raah pe chalo, Peechay walon ko agay na aanay do aur jo agay hain unse agay niklo… Tabhi ek achay TRUCK DRIVER bano gay!!!

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Cause liars go to hell.

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind…… Can I sell you?

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle-Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet words to you. Pay The Bill…