You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
April Fool SMS
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…
” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.
This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of Year
!2008!
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…
In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
Please read this msg on April 1st,
I know you can’t wait… so… CONGRATS
You are the first fool of 2008
My friend, a day will come when the whole world will celeberate your personality, your thoughts, ur ideas and ur talent… believe me, and the day will be 1st April.
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?
Manzil ki taraf berhte chalo, Jo dil kahay usi raah pe chalo, Peechay walon ko agay na aanay do aur jo agay hain unse agay niklo… Tabhi ek achay TRUCK DRIVER bano gay!!!
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Cause liars go to hell.
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind…… Can I sell you?
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle-Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet words to you. Pay The Bill…
When your life is in darkness, Pray to God, ask him to free you from darkness and after if you pray and still you are in darkness… Please PAY YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
