Golden words of Hitler: When you are in light everyone will follow you but when you enter in darkness, even your own shadow will leave you. Thats life.
Humor Quotes
How do you know that carrots are good for youer eyesight?
Answer: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
Student: Brain is an outstanding thing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: It works 24 hours a day and 7 days a week and it only stops when we enter the examination hall..!!
What will you do when you get as big as your mother? the teacher asked whose mother was very fat.
The girl replied in her deepest voice, DIET.
Mom: You promised to behave?
Kid: Yes Mom
Mom: And I promised to punish you if you didn’t?
Kid: Yes, but since I broke mine, you don’t have to keep yours.
