Mujhe sms pe sms karo aur jeeto, 10 lakh ki car ka photo, 29 inch tv ka box USA janay walay jahaz ko bye bye karne ka mauqa, mere saath dinner wo bhi aapke ghar.

No Visits, No calls, No sms, No letters, No Miss Call… I am worried, Kia hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kia?

I am sorry mene apse ek baat chupayi hai, i know aapko bura lage ga, shayed ap dosti torh do, is se pehle k apko kisi aur se pata chalay mujhe apko batana hoga… CHEENI 2 RUPAY SASTI HOGAYI HAI

3 facts of the world
Fact # 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue
Fact # 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it
Fact # 3: Fact # 1 is false

Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai laken dil ghabrata hai kyon k balance jata hai
laken asal maza to tab ata hai, jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab ata hai

Oye utho… ye koi sonay ka waqt hai?
jab dekho sotay rehte ho…
kia sari zindagi so k bitani hai???
aur han ab mujhe reply mat karna… I AM SLEEPING

Bhikari: O sundari, Allah k naam pe ek rupiya de de, Andha hon, Allah K naam pe..
Husband said to his wife: tujhe sundari bol raha hai har haal main andha hai.

Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loga kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.

Musician: Is the music sweet?
Boy: More or less like the one which my father plays.
Musician: Your father a musician?
Boy: No, he is a carpenter.

Shaitan ne poocha kisi naik admi ka number do. Apun usko tang karega. Mene apka no. diya to shaitan bola… Oye apun k boss se panga nahi lene ka.

I am a paper - you can write your feelings
Scribble your anger.
Use me to absorb your tears
but don’t throw me after use, Cuz I will burn myself to warm you

Someone asked me to describe you in 2 words, he expected me to answer “The Best” but I didn’t answer. I just smiled and said, “No Comparison”.

I may be innocent to know what love is
I may not show it to you
I may not love you the way it should be but I am always willing to love you the way I understand it… I LOVE YOU